Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 12, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Think before you speak, young Calvin.

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    Gluteus Maximus  over 12 years ago

    Calvin needs something called a BRAIN.

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    kbyrdleroy123  over 12 years ago

    Gotta watch what you say and when to say it, Calvin.

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    srikvenk  over 12 years ago

    Calvin, just the way I get kicked when i bluff idiotic stuff! Look before you get kicked..

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    kaverikumar  over 12 years ago

    Right thought & Bad Timing! LOL

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    “Why bother? Ultimately you’re going to have to junk it anyway”.

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    Phapada  over 12 years ago

    ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    Open mouth, insert foot and chew vigorously!!!

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    Phapada  over 12 years ago

    but i can not found a bout whatcha does is it mean please?

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    Red_Fez  over 12 years ago

    Joe Biden as a kid?

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    Skarlett Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Truth hurts!

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    Hansternator  over 12 years ago

    Just like my Dad. Except when he threw stuff, he didn’t miss.

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    Oddname  over 12 years ago

    Truth is a spice that few can stomach.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    You should learn to avoid Dad when he’s fixing things, Calvin.

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    rentier  over 12 years ago

    Live is hard!

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    The truth hurts Calvin. And also the forseeable aftermath for having voiced it.

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    KEA  over 12 years ago

    If it gets people mad at you, you’re probably telling the truth. ’Course lying will do that too.

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    thegreatack  over 12 years ago

    @margueritem: If he did that there’d be no strip!!!

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    coffeeturtle  over 12 years ago

    Be glad you were able to dodge the wrench and pliers! LOL!

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    With Calvin for a kid dad doesn’t even need a wife for making comments.

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    UltraMoose  over 12 years ago

    Sometimes it’s best to be frank with people

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    Calvin threw a ‘monkey wrench’ into the works!

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    rogue53  over 12 years ago

    Most people act as though they prefer the flattery of lies than the slap of truth. Calvin will learn that tact is the ability to tell someone to go jump in the lake, and have them looking forward to the swim.

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    Shashank.Sherkar  over 12 years ago

    As always, bad timing and correct words by poor Calvin.

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    astar15  over 12 years ago

    The truth really hurts, doesn’t it.

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    w.a.  over 12 years ago

    “Whatcha” is slang for “What are you”

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    mrcharmander934  over 12 years ago

    Ouch, Dad must be in a really bad mood if he’s throwing things like a little kid.

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    You’re too outspoken! Maintain the content of your comments tempered with diplomacy and careful target selection.

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    bahramthered  over 12 years ago

    I couldn’t tell my parents the truth.Wasn’t suppose to lie to them.Stop talking to them has worked for years.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Awwwwww. Poor Dad.

    xxx

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    lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Yes, the truth hurts, but this time it hurts the truth-teller.

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 12 years ago

    What I like to sometimes say to people when they ask me such an annoyingly obvious question like that: “I’m baking a chocolate peanut butter cake! What does it look like I’m doing?!?!?”

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    ratlum  over 12 years ago

    Not a good time to say anything like that.Some of the comments make me think they have never tried to fix a kids bike.

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    rentier  over 12 years ago

    We bought bikes for our three sons, they ruined them very quickly, my husband repaired them, but very soon the bikes were ruined again. So he could do nothing else as repair the bikes. One day he threw the tools away like Calvins dad and cried:“Do it yourselves!”

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    WW2 Marine Veteran  over 12 years ago

    I know dad’s feelings, but I was always able to control myself without throwing things like that at my son.

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    Makso  over 12 years ago

    It should be Calvin’s bike that dad’s repairing.

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    guswild  over 12 years ago

    dad can’t handle the truth

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago

    That’s usually the way things go when I try to fix something out in the garage,,,, I always end up hurting my hand in someway or another !

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    Wiseguy411  over 12 years ago

    a glimmer of a conscience ?

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    khpage  over 12 years ago

    Calvin has a brain. He just needs to engage it before engaging his mouth. My Dad wasn’t very mechancal either, in spite of being a writer in a fairly technical field. Sometimes I helped him figure out the answer to something, but that’s the German in me…..

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    JGordonFan24  over 12 years ago

    Poor Calvin. Once again, trying to be helpful, but instead is misunderstood.

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 12 years ago

    Indeed. That was a mistake.

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