Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 09, 2012
February 08, 2012
February 10, 2012
Transcript:
Caulfield: Roses are red and violets are blue; take care of that sciatica down by your. I need a word that rhymes but isn't as trite as "wazoo." Frazz: Roses and violets and you're worried about trite?
chess18 almost 13 years ago
Oh man. That’s almost as bad as the “How do I love thee, let me count the ways.” Not that it is explicitly stated but it is implied.
Randy B Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Roses are red, carnations are inferior,Take care of that sciatica, down by your posterior.
seyleigh almost 13 years ago
Rose are red, even on Battlestar Galactica,I really hope the doctor can fix your sciatica
rshive almost 13 years ago
Some of these may be the words that come closest to rhyming with Connecticut.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Red are the roses, green is the grass…..
gobblingup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
LOL!!! Love the comments today!
buglas99 almost 13 years ago
Roses are red, and chrome is all shiny…
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Roses are red, don’t get stuck in a rut….(I’m giving susan an assist on that one.)
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Thanks, Susan…bet you’ll get quoted…
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Oboes are woodwinds, trumpets are brass…
phoenixnyc almost 13 years ago
Some of you are in championship form today!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
Roses are Red,Carnations are Pink-ter"….
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Oh, my. The way you people do carry on, proving y’all are so high class.
vladmac almost 13 years ago
You can rhyme ConnecticutIf you think phonetic, butPlease don’t break pun etiquette
buglas99 almost 13 years ago
Roses are red, as they grow on the bush…
Apples are red, all shiny and plump…
Roses are red, I’m glad that we’ve got ’em…
Roses are lovely, some would say beauteous…
MOSteve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
shoe
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Today the comments are better than the comic.
ghbyrd Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Roses are redAnd grow on a bushTake care of that sciaticaDown by your tush
lunatic03867 about 8 years ago
Roses are red and need lots of manure ….
Roses are red and grow great on a bump ….
Roses are red and smell great when they’re near ….
Roses are red but taste like my gum ….
Roses are red, petals fly when they’re loose …
hazel power over 7 years ago
violets are blue, roses are red, take care of that sciata, in your rear end.