Afterwards, Mr. Knife will explain at some length the factors that need to be considered when selecting the appropriate sharpening rig for serrated blades with regards to the particular task at hand vis-a-vis a partially serrated blade while keeping in mind that serrated blades in general need to be sharpened lesszzzzzzzzz . . . . zzzzz . . . zzzzz . . .
When they were young, she saw all his good points: he was even tempered, a sharp dresser,and a top drawer employee, altogether a cut above the young blades on her block.
But after a number of years, his polished manner began to seem cold.
She tried to forge new friendships for them, but he was unwilling to budge from his familiar setting.
And when she wanted to take classes to sharpen her own job skills, he cut her down, saying she already had too much on her plate.
If she wants to cut loose, it’s time to lay everything on the table….the tines, baby…..
Jeeze Louise, you guys don’t leave much to work with by noon Pacific coast time, I’m tired of gettin’ forked over and cut up by the genius’s above me who are up all night long. SusanSunshine is great. The rest of us are just shavings on the floor watching her whittleing away at pun after pun.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
You’ve already put her to sleep, quit talking.
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
She’s probably thinking………..go fork yourself!!
jreckard almost 13 years ago
The cutlery did it.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
But not with the knife.
corzak almost 13 years ago
These comments are cutting.
corzak almost 13 years ago
Afterwards, Mr. Knife will explain at some length the factors that need to be considered when selecting the appropriate sharpening rig for serrated blades with regards to the particular task at hand vis-a-vis a partially serrated blade while keeping in mind that serrated blades in general need to be sharpened lesszzzzzzzzz . . . . zzzzz . . . zzzzz . . .
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
When they were young, she saw all his good points: he was even tempered, a sharp dresser,and a top drawer employee, altogether a cut above the young blades on her block.
But after a number of years, his polished manner began to seem cold.
She tried to forge new friendships for them, but he was unwilling to budge from his familiar setting.
And when she wanted to take classes to sharpen her own job skills, he cut her down, saying she already had too much on her plate.
If she wants to cut loose, it’s time to lay everything on the table….the tines, baby…..
the tines, they are a-changing.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
whew!
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
She already has been seeing a Swiss army knife on the side.
aarken almost 13 years ago
Oh, fork-get it.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Maybe he"s just tired of her forked tongue.
jreckard almost 13 years ago
I didn’t know forks drooled.Also, while it’s apparent where sporks came from, what will be this couple’s offspring? Fives? Knorks?
J Short almost 13 years ago
Didn’t even leave me a slice.
Hussell almost 13 years ago
I don’t think he’s dull. I think he’s quite a cut-up even if he is a little unbalanced.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
i he is that dull he needs to get stoned.(i’m reaching here.)
finale almost 13 years ago
Nose to the grindstone
Zorcher almost 13 years ago
Just waiting to be whisked away!
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
It was an arranged marriage, they were put together by a paring knife.
danlarios almost 13 years ago
the spoon was the only smart utensil in this comic it didn’t show up
PICTO almost 13 years ago
You know, I get some real cutting remarks when I wear mine.
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
Maybe a little illicit horizontal grinding with the neighbor sharpening steel will add a little edge to the relationship.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
Good time to cut the cheeze…. his reputation is already tarnished, however he might stand a chance of getting his point across….
auraful almost 13 years ago
Susan, I know it wasn’t intentional, but your cutlet de force has sliced the rest of us off at the hocks.
I personally feel stabbed in the Wernicke. Not your fault. (Well, it is, but I don’t blame ya.)
lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Helen, I think it’s time to cut your losses and fork-get about this guy.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
she’s got a Ginsu on the side of her plate… nod, nod, wink,wink
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Jeeze Louise, you guys don’t leave much to work with by noon Pacific coast time, I’m tired of gettin’ forked over and cut up by the genius’s above me who are up all night long. SusanSunshine is great. The rest of us are just shavings on the floor watching her whittleing away at pun after pun.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
…try saying that with a mouthful of crackers… wait…. lemme git my welder’s hood on… go ahead
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I got a can of Brasso to shine up the finish ‘cause I’m Popeye The Sailorman! toot-toot!(how do you think I got these forearms!)
iced tea almost 13 years ago
He can take lessons from his relative the sword.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Oh wow - just checking in for a sec…. I’m overwhelmed….thanks, you guys…whoever said nice things.
Makes my day!
Meanwhile, unfortunately, I have to make this post very quickly….My ISP is having a router problem today, as I posted elsewhere…
My connection goes in and out…Firefox at least doesn’t lose stuff the way IE did for me….
Gotta run…. see you later!
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
It means you just can’t cut it in this relationship!
natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
From the way she looks,she’s been grlling all day.