Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 29, 2009

And the new maid quit today! What are we gonna do with you?

Good Sunday Morning Chief Thom Thom!

Now go back out and wipe off your paws, you little monster.

Ooh, some monster’s in trouble! One more time and no more pillaging for a whole month.

Yikes! Thom, just what did you have before you came up with this nightmare? I hope that’s tomato sauce and the victim was a local pizza parlor.

Oh, and Monster? You’re getting the order wrong, again. First pillage - then burn! :))

I bought a doormat yesterday that said, “Got Dirt?”.The royal monsters were not amused.

I never had a son, but looking at my daughters, I imagine he would be just like this cartoon. So the world is safe.

The neighbours are going to phone and complain their cat or dog is missing.

Muffy returns ater a fun night of bloodlust and carnage.

and don’t track up the carpet with that awful offal

At least he doesn’t scratch the door when he wants in.

late ?whats that sunshine behind him? you mean he’s going to change back into a cherubic boy

Okay, there’s a lot of writing in that book – does anybody recognize it? Or is it generic whodunit?

“Little Cassie was looking at the vicar and declared ‘I am the murderer.’” (Or something like that)

The word beginning with a “v” looks to be more letters than 5 for “vicar”.

LIO - your pet is loose again!

It isn’t “vicar” it is “mirror”. (I cheated and zoomed in.)

Rmom, I thought it started with an “M”, but wasn’t sure.

Felix Unger and Mothman were each thrown out by their wives…

I think the last sentence on the first page that continues onto the 2nd page is: “I am the mother of them all.”

wow Thom Thom. love it. funny i have about 5 “little” monsters running around in my life. (none of them mine, only relitives and godchildren)