Monty by Jim Meddick for February 06, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Sorry I'm late. Woman: Not a big deal... but it does get a bit tiring sitting in a bar alone, hearing a series of lame pickup lines... Monty: Oh, really? A lot of guys tried to pick you up?? Woman: No... not really... it was ll just one very persistent single guy. Man: Hey now, li'l lady... just let know if sweater-boy over there is givin' you any trouble...
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
Yegods, there’s two of him …
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Gretchen is between a rock and a hard place.
orificial over 12 years ago
“Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.”
orificial over 12 years ago
“Did you fart? Because you just blew me away”
revisages over 12 years ago
am i sweating, or are you really hot?
Commentator over 12 years ago
At least Gretch likes Monty as a friend.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Monty, A.K.A.“Sweater-boy,” may not have a real girlfriend, but he has the coolest Tibetan cap in town! Let’s see you top that, Very Persistent Single Guy!
Kroykali over 12 years ago
“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
reedkomicks Premium Member over 12 years ago
“hey now li’l lady”, what a dofus. lol
jpsomebody over 12 years ago
My rooster died, can I bury it……….never mind I don’t want to be banned. You can find the correct line in the movie Hall Pass.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Leave them alone sir!
Varnes over 12 years ago
Andrea, come on, tell us a few!
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hey, Frat Jacket Boy, let me know how well calling women Li’l Lady works out for you. That alone would cause a lot of women to think of alternate locations for that beer bottle….
Varnes over 12 years ago
And I’m not necessarily talking about the top of his head, either.
quartermain over 12 years ago
Monty better sign up for the Charles Atlas course—“I’ll make you a new man in just 15 minutes a day”—-If Monty was on the beach, the big guy would be kicking sand in his face. All we nerds went home—started to throw a few books around and then sent in for Charlie’s little book on “Dynamic Tension”.
tobinkat over 12 years ago
Pardon me, but do you have any Tums? Because my heart is burning!
monawarner over 12 years ago
Now, I was always partial to a cowboy saying “Kin Ah buy ya uh beah? Wou’ja like ta dance?” Not do ya wanna but wou’ja like ta.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
‘On my planet, the women have three of those’
iced tea over 12 years ago
LOL! :-) He looks like Monty’s older brother. Same taste in clothes and all.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
“Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants”
Comicsandcookies about 1 year ago
Very Persistent Single Guy is making fun of Monty’s clothing?? Because he’s dressed so much more suave and debonair??