Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 26, 2012
Transcript:
Luann: "You know hwat would be really romantic? If Quill would look at me and say, "Luann, I get lost in your eyes." Bernice: "What does that mean, exactly?" Luann: "Well, it means when he looks into my eeys, he sorta... y'know, gets... lost" Bernice: "Right. He gets lost. But is that a good thing? What does it really mean?" Luann: "I don't know what it means, Bernice! It just sounds really romantic, ok?!" Bernice: "Guess it's better than "Luann, I get lost in your armpits."
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
There are worse places for him to get lost in(or more fun, depending…).
slug_queen over 12 years ago
Why does Luann hang with Bernice anyway? Bernice is never anything but negative. She’s a real downer. Delta is upbeat and vivacious, and we almost never see her.
Lady Nicole over 12 years ago
Luann… if Quill ever said “I get lost in your eyes” to you you’d just say some low-self-confidence remark or blow him off with a sarcastic comment like you always do which pushes him away a little more each time.
Let’s hope you wise up before he gets over you.
ShagsCA over 12 years ago
FHEO!!!
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
it’s similar to “Bernice, I get lost in your sarcasm.”
JerryTheK over 12 years ago
YUP!
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Ya Know what would REALLY be “Romantic”??If “Mr. Perfect” would wander into Luann’s bedroom about Now,take one LOOK at Her HUGE tootsies,and suddenly SCREAM: “Oh, My GAW!!! Its SASQUATCH!!!!”then fled BACK to Oz NEVER to be SEEN again!
Ah, THAT was MEAN, even for Me.
Let me ATONE for My sins by drinking COLD COFFEE…..,
beggar over 12 years ago
Who’s the blonde?
beggar over 12 years ago
@raspberryice54, apparently my snark generator is malfunctioning. I know it’s Luann. It’s just been so long since we’ve seen her, I almost forgot what she looked like.
Airman over 12 years ago
Always happy to see Puddles. Bernice really needs a make-over.
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
They’re both annoying! And, frankly, Evans is moving that whole storyline along at a snail’s pace! Move it along for pity’s sake. Or, get back to something waaaaay more interesting, like T.J. making Eiffel crazy.
BigKid over 12 years ago
And now you see why Bernice is always by herself, with her head buried in some book. No people skills.
Maybe Bernice should just get lost…
sjsczurek over 12 years ago
Probably something Shags made up.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
really bad romantic thing to say: i get lost in your groin.
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
The only time Luann explores the idea of romance is when she is alone with Bernise. I think we’ve nailed down a key part of your problem, Luann. But that’s okay. We know your just as happy as long as you keep Quill to yourself just in case you ever decide to explore romance with a male. Wonder if he can wait that long?
dblbaraje over 12 years ago
I know this is a comic strip, but it brings back memories of high school and all the time I wasted daydreaming over my high school crush, when I should have been doing something more constructive. Wish I knew then what I know now. Oh so silly, wonder what he is doing now?
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
LOL! Good thing I wasn’t drinking my coffee!
underwriter over 12 years ago
FHEO: For His (or Her) Eyes Only. Rare usage (usually Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity, but obviously not that here).
tigre1 over 12 years ago
I’d start with her armpits if I had to…
Airman over 12 years ago
That’s where I’ve seen it before. Bernice has a hairline like Queen Elizabeth the 1st. Too much forehead, she should free up some of that perm and let the curls flow. Then get some new frames for those glasses……it works for Lady Gaga.
Obenavides over 12 years ago
Is it me or Luann’s feet look huge!!??!!
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Just tell Bernice that the eyes are the window to the soul. Just the proper image for potential soul mates!
mgstoked over 12 years ago
Oh it’s okay Luann Puddles understands :)
carolhecox over 12 years ago
Bernice is doing “male humor”
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
I guess Luann’s biggest problem is that, even at 17, her idea of romance is all hearts and flowers. Other than those two growths on her chest, I can’t seem to detect any signs that she has entered puberty.
ereff over 12 years ago
At least today’s topic is not about Gunter/Les.
i_am_the_jam over 12 years ago
So I wonder why do they say that phrase…
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Bernice, the death of the party. ::: sigh :::
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
No, but by the time I was 17, hormones were making all of my decisions for me. And it was no different for all of my male friends. At 17, I knew NO girls like Luann. And at 17, I would not have wasted my time.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Oh, and as for the Sasquach Feet: has anyone else besides me noticed the consistent attempt to change the perspective according to distance from the “camera”?
tegm over 12 years ago
hahahaha…. oh that’s a great one.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Poor Luann.