Her name was May Tag. She had once been married to Ken More; a shiftless appliance who was washed up in the cleaning business. Their divorce was a dirty business.
Where do you think all that lint in your dryer come from? Your socks baby! You know you put them in there, then they gone. Nobody knows how they turn into lint either. I think it’s magic.
Actually most socks that go missing are sucked into the outlet of the washing machine. You don’t notice they are missing until the clothes come out of the dryer.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
You have the culprit, boys. Get him to sweat and overheat a little.
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
Come around next cycle…maybe we’ll find him.
finale almost 13 years ago
Sorry Officer; can you be more specific? (Cue the “villian” music.)
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It’s an open-and-shut case.Cut and dried.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sock it to him.
J Short almost 13 years ago
Her name was May Tag. She had once been married to Ken More; a shiftless appliance who was washed up in the cleaning business. Their divorce was a dirty business.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
The appliance is a Kelvinateher.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
NOTE: I can’t remember who to attribute this to..Socks lost in the dryer turn into the bundle of metal hangers in the bottom of the closet.
Dani Rice almost 13 years ago
No, no! They go off into the Hose Zone.
Brian61 almost 13 years ago
At some point she’ll realize he’s really gone and will need to get paired up again.
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
That jackboot cop is crazy if he thinks that dyer will tumble for him. Besides, the dryer is giving up socks for lint.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Softener him up a bit and he’ll be more likely to spill the jeans
Cartertoons almost 13 years ago
How much is Jason Coe paying you LOL!
danlarios almost 13 years ago
look for the sock with a hole in the toe
prrdh almost 13 years ago
The cops must be from the Missing Hosiery Bureau.
carollia almost 13 years ago
Mrs. Sock will join the club of widows
le-roy almost 13 years ago
I think the cop is consoling the sock who has lost its sole-mate.
KEA almost 13 years ago
Actually, missing socks transport to the attic where given sufficient time they transmute into coat hangers.
Baunllaw almost 13 years ago
dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I think the Mrs. is spinning a yarn.
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
“No, but I’ve tasted him.”
jimwill0803 almost 13 years ago
Where do you think all that lint in your dryer come from? Your socks baby! You know you put them in there, then they gone. Nobody knows how they turn into lint either. I think it’s magic.
ggeorgeaa almost 13 years ago
Darn that thing.
beady.el almost 13 years ago
“Argyle” sweater does a strip about a sock?
mistercatworks almost 13 years ago
Actually most socks that go missing are sucked into the outlet of the washing machine. You don’t notice they are missing until the clothes come out of the dryer.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Beviek — Thanks! This place is a minefield today!
tootsie otterloop about 12 years ago
He was framed. Every one know the washer steals the socks and blames it on the dryer.