Monty by Jim Meddick for February 28, 2012
Transcript:
Moondog: This is an awesome job! I get paid to stand around doin' nothing! Yep. Just standin' around doin'... well, not just standing. I'm sorta shifting my weight... trying to keep th' blood flowing, and to... actually, this is getting bad. I need to sit down! My hamstrings are cramping! Burning pain! Must sit down! Must... and #*@! Mr. Dog Guy over there isn't making this any easier!
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
Wow, with such an extensive knowledge of ancient Egypt, he should apply for the tour guide position
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
He’s urning his pay now.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Set, Ms. Cat gal on him.
Olddog1 almost 13 years ago
And he thought the flagmen at construction sites had it easy. From experience, it’s the worst job on the road crew.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
At ease, Mister! Stand easy, don’t lock your knees, and don’t think about how long you’ve been standing. Walk about the gallery, greet the visitors, take your duty seriously. Maybe you’ll hold on to this cushy job for more than a day or two!
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Isis true Dukedog.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
He needs to get used to the still life.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Learn to deny that pain Moondoggie, and like that statue you will become the king of denial.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Oh, man, the power of suggestion……..Now MY feet are tired and sore……….
opentomeet almost 13 years ago
I bet he wishes he’d gone with the pyramid scheme instead and stayed home…
lemon868 almost 13 years ago
This is what drove me out of food service work finally, along with retail. Too many hours standing and not enough real movement.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
I’m shure the Sphinx-ter dog wouldn’t mind if Moondog reclines in his lap, just to relieve his burning pain….. I’m sure he wont fall asleep….
Mayor Snorkum almost 13 years ago
Moondog’s in the right place. The Egyptians drank beer—a lot of beer. What do you want to bet Dog Guy offers our buddy a can of suds in a day or two?
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I envision Moondog sitting in Anubis’ lap tomorrow. And getting busted, of course.
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
Moondog should consider himself lucky.
The guard in the next room has to look and
listen to a fountain all day..
danketaz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
the indecent docent
revisages almost 13 years ago
i feel like a total paycheck horus
iced tea almost 13 years ago
The more he stands,the easier it will get.