Pickles by Brian Crane for March 01, 2012

It’s not everyday you see Earl do something for Opal.

he coul’ve said “sweet spleen”

After the bout with the spray oil I wondered if he could handle the butter

I’d take that any day over “Smelly tramp!” (Everybody Loves Raymond.)

Oh come on my gorgeous gallbladder, my cute kidney, my pretty pancreas; I could just go on and on.

I called a blond I know Apple. She asked why? Said because you’re golden and delicious. She wasn’t impressed. Didn’t know you can actually hear eye balls roll.

Wow…….not the smartest choice rmacprivate.

“kind kidney”?

Perhaps why Earl said that.

“Lovely liver” sounds like something you’d eat — if you’ve got a good recipe for liver anyway.

Better ‘N’ Broccoli Brain!

Earl meant to say “Lovely Liver Spots”, but wisely changed his mind at the last second.

Que the organ music.

Your welcome PUTZ…

Gotta get outta here! The puns are becoming atrocious.But at least Earl was acting like a gentleman for a change. So unlike him.

My dear lover does the same thing…I guess it’s a “guy thing”.

a persion way of saying I love you.

Awwwww, It still shows love and affection.

Earl is pretty inventive!

LOL xxx

This is in the same category as “my little cabbage” (although “ma petite chou chou” does sound marginally better.

My appealing little appendix. Oh Earl, you are a smoothie.