That’s the problem. My body metabolized aspartame right into a heart arrhythmia. That means I can’t even chew gum anymore because they put some in there!
Yeah, lawyers somehow forced doctors to make all those mistakes that crippled people for life! Also, if it wasn’t for firemen, we wouldn’t have all these fires.
Mowog over 12 years ago
Wolfie’s bad to the bone!
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Wolfie is looking at him like he is thinking, “Are you kidding?”
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Up the ante Wolfie
BigChiefDesoto over 12 years ago
You notice Wolfie’s got his paw on the bone to make sure nobody swipes it!
rf_eq over 12 years ago
the only soup that wolfie likes is catsup
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
No, it’s the sorbitol that will do that.Aspartame has, arguably, a host of other side effects, but mostly only if you’re phenylketoneuric.
rshive over 12 years ago
Wolfie doesn’t seem very interested in trading.
oldmanbob over 12 years ago
At least he is honest. I don’t think McDonald’s will tell you what’s inside their stuff.
J Short over 12 years ago
The real reason behind the American health care crisis.
mgstoked over 12 years ago
Okay then.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
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Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
i wouldn’t feed aspartame to my dog.
gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago
Don’t forget about the carrageenan… yummy! ;-)
WW2 Marine Veteran over 12 years ago
I like the lawyers part. lol!
sfreader1 over 12 years ago
That’s the problem. My body metabolized aspartame right into a heart arrhythmia. That means I can’t even chew gum anymore because they put some in there!
hazelel over 12 years ago
They both could use a little benzoate. Used in the treatment of lice and scabies.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
That sounds like some prime ordeal soup…
Kip W over 12 years ago
Yeah, lawyers somehow forced doctors to make all those mistakes that crippled people for life! Also, if it wasn’t for firemen, we wouldn’t have all these fires.
AStarofDestiny over 12 years ago
The infamous ‘Zappa on the Crappa’ came to my mind when you said that!
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
Wolfie looks like he ready to take a nap…GRAB IT.
saskatchewankid over 12 years ago
Wolfie is thinking what’s in it for me
iced tea over 12 years ago
You eat or drink too many things containing Aspertame, you’ll break out in boils. My husband and I can tell you all about it.
saullevy over 12 years ago
See those fangs? Don’t mess with Wolfie’s food!
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
No, my sesquipedalian tendencies are incontrovertible.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wolfie is not amused.
Pygar over 12 years ago
I wonder what makes sugar-free Reese’s Cups so effective. I thought drinking that barium plaster gunk was the ultimate laxative… I learned in a hurry!
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
From the looks of Wolfie, I’d say he will have a little extra meat if someone’s hand gets a little too close to Wolfie’s bone.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
….. and I’m not going anywhere near those multi-syllablic words. But it is amazing how many calories are in soda drinks when they’re not ‘sugar free’.
RalphZIggy over 12 years ago
if your great-grandma wouldn’t recognise one of the ingredients, don’t eat it.