That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 29, 2012

I always wondered how they kept those pants from bagging and sagging. I’m sure they didn’t have 7 pairs. Okay maybe this rich guy did…

Nice legs for a sea captain – or are they made of wood?

I’m guessing that Napoleon started that hairstyle.

sara blakely must be rolling in the dough. anyone know does it work? and, do men wear them?

IDKW but I want a chocolate malt for some odd reason…

“I feel pretty, oh so pretty”

He’s ready to dash as soon as it’s 6:00 so he can get the full hour of overtime.

what the heck is “spanx” ?is that like spandex?

Painting info (who/what/when/where) — clicking the image in the Wikipedia page devoted to it, actually shrinks it. So far, only (click image there and use browser zoom to enlarge) work by this artist to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

So tight you can guess what religion he is.

When someone invents steroids, he is going to ride in the Tour de France

I looked at the enlargement. The gentleman is not displaying a Cross of Malta anywhere I can see. A Cross of Malta has four expanding rays. Those medals have five rays, except for the Latinate Crosses. I would need a better view of the painting to tell exactly what those medals indicate.

Aside: Dressage refers to a particular set of equestrian exercises.

You are TRULY the “Master”…. (had to read twice….)

Got to be a Portuguese captain. After all, is a Brazilian painting.

“Now that you’ve seen me in these pants I need you to sign this non-disclosure agreement that you won’t sue me”

Probably Portuguese, not Spanish, if its Brazilian.

Oohh. Crotchety, eh?

This strip is repeated here.

Are you sure he’s Spanish? He could be Brazilian.