Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2012

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    Can't Sleep  almost 13 years ago

    Ya know, I was about to post a comment, but it was political, and I thought, ā€œWhy ruin a good joke?ā€

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    Not me. this time. lol

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    chireef  almost 13 years ago

    well let me see ā€¦ there was three politicians talking to St. Peter at the pearly gates ā€¦ no ā€¦ that is totally improbableā€¦

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    nerdhoof  almost 13 years ago

    Politicians are always calling each other stinky and booger brained in different words.

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    thirdguy  almost 13 years ago

    We may have used up all of the political ranting, over on Doonesbury, this week.

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    Superfrog  almost 13 years ago

    You can be outraged and apathetic (Iā€™m annoyed and I donā€™t care) but you canā€™t be apathetic and outraged (I donā€™t care and .. aw the hell with it).

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    My boot up her buttressed unworthy opinion. Amazing. A child who could barely babble two yhears ago thinks her opinions are now worth somethingā€¦hie her to a nunnery, for sure.

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Noā€¦a kennel.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Nightshade, I havenā€™t even read the other comments yet,OK, I did catch a glimps of Dogsā€¦. but I want to thank youā€¦

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    gjsjr41  almost 13 years ago

    Geez, peopleā€¦..this is getting outrageous. :)

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    OK, let me try thisā€¦.a metaphor for the introduction of ā€œEveā€ into the garden of Eden?ā€¦No? Yeah, I didnā€™t think so eitherā€¦Best to not stir up sexual politicsā€¦.Doh!

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    Vonne Anton  almost 13 years ago

    So even if Dems and Repubs agree to be outraged about the same thing, they still canā€™t reach common ground because of who they are? Sounds about rightā€¦no wonder 2/3 just donā€™t care anymore. THERE! Thereā€™s your political comment! Now everyone else just move along, thereā€™s nothing to see hereā€¦

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    Oddname  almost 13 years ago

    The stinky, booger-brained boy, aka Freud, once said: ā€˜The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ā€œWhat does a woman want?ā€ā€™

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    puddleglum1066  almost 13 years ago

    I think Danaeā€™s final line defines my response to outraged politicians. Canā€™t wait to use it when I get the next ā€œArenā€™t you outraged byā€¦ā€ political call.

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    bagbalm  almost 13 years ago

    The difference is when I was a kid if a little girl said this about boys her teacher would just smile, knowing hormonal changes would give a new outlook. Today the teacher is likely to say ā€“ Right on sister. They are pigs.

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    cb795  almost 13 years ago

    I think every voter ought to have a lapel button that states, " my apathy trumps your outrage!"

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    You spoke too soon. Thereā€™s always some bleep bringing up politics.

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    tripwire45  almost 13 years ago

    Either Danaeā€™s statements will become ironic when she falls head over heals for that boy in high school or theyā€™ll be prophetic when she falls head over heals for a girl at a feminist rally in high school.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Apathy ALWAYS trumps outrage. Now what ever happened to those Occupy folksā€¦.?

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    Fan oā€™ Lio.  almost 13 years ago

    I would never vote for CENSORED because he is an idiot.

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    VirginiaCityLady  almost 13 years ago

    Ahhhh, come on, now. Danae is doing what she does best: understand nothing, but comment anyway.

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    phoenixnyc  almost 13 years ago

    So anyone wanna start a betting pool on when Danae and Jeffrey tie the knot?

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    dabugger  almost 13 years ago

    Now Danae what really is dis outrage stuff? Ha canā€™t be so without particulars. Things just donā€™t work that way and giving your boy friend a bad time due to being a really sore head is not being outraged; that simply being a brat.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  almost 13 years ago

    Wait a minute. If her apathy cancels out Jeffereyā€™s rage, does that mean someone elseā€™s apathy cancels out Danaeā€™s outrage?

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    DrJKnows  almost 13 years ago

    Three politicians are at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says ā€œHi Mittā€

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Oddname, it depends on the woman from my experienceā€¦.

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    bagbalm, Iā€™ve been teaching since the 70ā€™s. You canā€™t be from this planet. If youā€™ve heard anyone on this planet say something like that and you believe it, youā€™re an idiot, or you have to accept the fact that youā€™ve been dupedā€¦ā€¦.Go ahead, argue with yourselfā€¦weā€™ll waitā€¦

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    What? No takers on the sexual politics? Even though itā€™s all over the news that Republicans are going to outlaw women next year? Dang, I donā€™t know if I should thank you folks, or be outraged!

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    Vonne Anton, Iā€™ll consult Carter and the Princess and get back to youā€¦but hey, ya gotta love the idea of Martian MILFs, Moms Iā€™d Like to Free from boredomā€¦.

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    CKO86  almost 13 years ago

    Respectfully, Mechanic, Iā€™d say the day for Wileyā€™s retirement is overdue by at least ten years.

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