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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 16, 2012
Transcript:
Jeffrey: I hear you're outraged, Danae. Danae: Yes I am, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Then so am I! Danae: No, you can't share in my outrage. Jeffrey: Uh... why not? Danae: Because topping my list of outrage is stinky, booger-brained boys. Jeffrey: OK, now I'm outraged! Danae: Too late. My apathy cancels out your outrage.
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
Ya know, I was about to post a comment, but it was political, and I thought, āWhy ruin a good joke?ā
doc white almost 13 years ago
Not me. this time. lol
chireef almost 13 years ago
well let me see ā¦ there was three politicians talking to St. Peter at the pearly gates ā¦ no ā¦ that is totally improbableā¦
nerdhoof almost 13 years ago
Politicians are always calling each other stinky and booger brained in different words.
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
We may have used up all of the political ranting, over on Doonesbury, this week.
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
You can be outraged and apathetic (Iām annoyed and I donāt care) but you canāt be apathetic and outraged (I donāt care and .. aw the hell with it).
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
My boot up her buttressed unworthy opinion. Amazing. A child who could barely babble two yhears ago thinks her opinions are now worth somethingā¦hie her to a nunnery, for sure.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Noā¦a kennel.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Nightshade, I havenāt even read the other comments yet,OK, I did catch a glimps of Dogsā¦. but I want to thank youā¦
gjsjr41 almost 13 years ago
Geez, peopleā¦..this is getting outrageous. :)
Varnes almost 13 years ago
OK, let me try thisā¦.a metaphor for the introduction of āEveā into the garden of Eden?ā¦No? Yeah, I didnāt think so eitherā¦Best to not stir up sexual politicsā¦.Doh!
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
So even if Dems and Repubs agree to be outraged about the same thing, they still canāt reach common ground because of who they are? Sounds about rightā¦no wonder 2/3 just donāt care anymore. THERE! Thereās your political comment! Now everyone else just move along, thereās nothing to see hereā¦
Oddname almost 13 years ago
The stinky, booger-brained boy, aka Freud, once said: āThe great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is āWhat does a woman want?āā
puddleglum1066 almost 13 years ago
I think Danaeās final line defines my response to outraged politicians. Canāt wait to use it when I get the next āArenāt you outraged byā¦ā political call.
bagbalm almost 13 years ago
The difference is when I was a kid if a little girl said this about boys her teacher would just smile, knowing hormonal changes would give a new outlook. Today the teacher is likely to say ā Right on sister. They are pigs.
cb795 almost 13 years ago
I think every voter ought to have a lapel button that states, " my apathy trumps your outrage!"
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
You spoke too soon. Thereās always some bleep bringing up politics.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
Either Danaeās statements will become ironic when she falls head over heals for that boy in high school or theyāll be prophetic when she falls head over heals for a girl at a feminist rally in high school.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Apathy ALWAYS trumps outrage. Now what ever happened to those Occupy folksā¦.?
Fan oā Lio. almost 13 years ago
I would never vote for CENSORED because he is an idiot.
VirginiaCityLady almost 13 years ago
Ahhhh, come on, now. Danae is doing what she does best: understand nothing, but comment anyway.
phoenixnyc almost 13 years ago
So anyone wanna start a betting pool on when Danae and Jeffrey tie the knot?
dabugger almost 13 years ago
Now Danae what really is dis outrage stuff? Ha canāt be so without particulars. Things just donāt work that way and giving your boy friend a bad time due to being a really sore head is not being outraged; that simply being a brat.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 13 years ago
Wait a minute. If her apathy cancels out Jeffereyās rage, does that mean someone elseās apathy cancels out Danaeās outrage?
DrJKnows almost 13 years ago
Three politicians are at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says āHi Mittā
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Oddname, it depends on the woman from my experienceā¦.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
bagbalm, Iāve been teaching since the 70ās. You canāt be from this planet. If youāve heard anyone on this planet say something like that and you believe it, youāre an idiot, or you have to accept the fact that youāve been dupedā¦ā¦.Go ahead, argue with yourselfā¦weāll waitā¦
Varnes almost 13 years ago
What? No takers on the sexual politics? Even though itās all over the news that Republicans are going to outlaw women next year? Dang, I donāt know if I should thank you folks, or be outraged!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Vonne Anton, Iāll consult Carter and the Princess and get back to youā¦but hey, ya gotta love the idea of Martian MILFs, Moms Iād Like to Free from boredomā¦.
CKO86 almost 13 years ago
Respectfully, Mechanic, Iād say the day for Wileyās retirement is overdue by at least ten years.