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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 01, 2012
March 31, 2012
April 02, 2012
Transcript:
Dad: "Luann? That aussie boy, Quill, is here to see you. He's at the front d-"
Luann: "QUILL!? QUILL IS HERE?!!"
Dad: "And that's how you get her up"
Mom: "Hon, there's a fine line between April fool and April cruel"
Luann: "Hi, Quill! Quill....?"
Look, just let me SMELL the AROMA and FEEL the WARMTH of the Cup.
Ahhhhh.
Oh, by the way Frank I wouldnât be too HARD on Luann. That big DENT she put in the back of Your car Last Night should come out nicely. They MAY have a little trouble MATCHING the Paint on the Fender though, andâŠ.,
What?? She HASNâT Told You Yet? Frank, WAITâŠ,
Now when he Comes BACK in the House, Luann YELL âApril Fool!!!â
Aussie is a nationality. Black is ethnicity. What he said was no different than if she had a bunch of white friends from other countries âYouâre Brit friendâ âYouâre French friend.â Itâs just an adjective. Is Quill not Austrialian? Whatâs the harm?
LOL, WHAT a lie! The tragedy of manhood is that men claim that you find nothing more sexy than a woman whoâs just woken up, yet when Russell Brand tweeted photos of Katy Perry sans makeup, messy hair and obviously blinking sleep from her eyes, you guys screamed for him to kill it with fire. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lenrkwYudc1qa0ydso1_500.jpg.I can only conclude that if men claim to find women who just woke up sexy, itâs for the simple reason that if theyâre blinking and barely awake, it means they might be up for sex. ;D
IF a man sees a woman as she wakes up, it would mean that sheâs with him. If he sees her gussied to the nines, in public⊠she could be with anyone, or no one.
Oh, câmon â if men are just that simple, satisfied and grateful to be with Ms. Anyone Without Makeup In The Morning and sheâs automatically sexy just because sheâs there with them, then explain why men openly look at other women in public. even when theyâre with their wife or SO. Familiarity breeds contempt! ;D
Itâs nice to see Luann making this big effort to look nice for Quill:) Maybe that candid moment with Gunther made her realize that âYeah, I do got a chance!" :)
If I ever answered the door looking like I just got out of bed, it would be because I just got out of bed. I still would of wanted time to brush out my hair just as long as I was wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants which I wear as sleep wear.
Did you read the tweets? Then you have no idea. Itâs obvious from your assumption that everyone who responded hated her anyway means that you didnât. What Brandâs motivation was is another issue, but he may not one of those guys whoâs so thrilled that anyoneâs waking up next to him that heâll overlook anything, even if it means finding an arm chewer on the pillow next to him..P.S. Maybe you should either not post if youâve been drinking or just not overshare altogether. Iâm sure Katy Perry doesnât give a damn what your personal preferences are when it comes to effing her (since youâll never get a chance anyway). And I know I sure as hell donât.
ShagsCA almost 13 years ago
No Quillâitâs a shill!
The Old Wolf almost 13 years ago
Dadâs gonna be in the craphouse for weeks.
serenasakitty almost 13 years ago
Whatever works.
Trollbridge almost 13 years ago
We canât fault Greg Evanâs artwork. He certainly cleans Luann up nicely.
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
Iâm with Richard â besides, those jeans look like she put them on with a can of spray paint rather than fabric.
Orion
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
Thanks, Dad.
firedome almost 13 years ago
her mouth reminds me of those âBratzâ characters.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Frank: Ha! Guess olâ Dad got you there, Luann! April Fool!Luann: (crickets , followed by black glare)Nancy: (stays out of it)
SoItBegins~ almost 13 years ago
I guess this means that Toni must have said yes?
Dabit almost 13 years ago
Meanwhile, back at Le Petit Chateau âŠ..
Mordock999 almost 13 years ago
GASP!
Is That COFFEE, Frank?
No, I CANâT have a cup right now, thanks.
I GAVE it up for Lent.
Look, just let me SMELL the AROMA and FEEL the WARMTH of the Cup.
Ahhhhh.
Oh, by the way Frank I wouldnât be too HARD on Luann. That big DENT she put in the back of Your car Last Night should come out nicely. They MAY have a little trouble MATCHING the Paint on the Fender though, andâŠ.,
What?? She HASNâT Told You Yet? Frank, WAITâŠ,
Now when he Comes BACK in the House, Luann YELL âApril Fool!!!â
Oh, You DONâT have to THANK MeâŠ.,
smiling4Him almost 13 years ago
Now THAT was funny!!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
At least he isnât sitting on the roof with a shotgunâŠtypical fantasy of MANY FathersâŠbut it was a cruelâŠbut telling joke.
Maybe Gregâs setting us UP for a less-attractive Quill later?
Except I gotta root for a guy named Quill.
JohnRPelt almost 13 years ago
⊠and was half-willing to hop back in again :wink wink:
sherpafree almost 13 years ago
The strip needs more cleavage! P !
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
Stick or carrot?Carrot is more powerful every time. The trick is using the right carrot.
TwihardBallerina almost 13 years ago
nice one dad
txfirefighter almost 13 years ago
Aussie is a nationality. Black is ethnicity. What he said was no different than if she had a bunch of white friends from other countries âYouâre Brit friendâ âYouâre French friend.â Itâs just an adjective. Is Quill not Austrialian? Whatâs the harm?
YatInExile almost 13 years ago
Luannâs gonna remember this when she decides what nursing home to put Dad in.
ewalnut almost 13 years ago
That was mean. Let her catch up on her sleep on the holiday.
Airman almost 13 years ago
Love these Sunday âpure funâ exercises in artistic gymnastics.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Nice makeup Luann and by the the way April Fools!
TomSr1968 almost 13 years ago
This would make a good xxx adult comic strip.
punslinger almost 13 years ago
No, April Cruel would be yelling âFIREâ and having her on the lawn in her nightieâŠwith quill in the driveway!
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
LOL, WHAT a lie! The tragedy of manhood is that men claim that you find nothing more sexy than a woman whoâs just woken up, yet when Russell Brand tweeted photos of Katy Perry sans makeup, messy hair and obviously blinking sleep from her eyes, you guys screamed for him to kill it with fire. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lenrkwYudc1qa0ydso1_500.jpg.I can only conclude that if men claim to find women who just woke up sexy, itâs for the simple reason that if theyâre blinking and barely awake, it means they might be up for sex. ;D
Terrywoebegone almost 13 years ago
Wait âtil Fatherâs Day. Pay back time.
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hell hath no fury like a daughter tricked!
6604mill almost 13 years ago
Good job Greg â story idea and art work !!
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
Oh, câmon â if men are just that simple, satisfied and grateful to be with Ms. Anyone Without Makeup In The Morning and sheâs automatically sexy just because sheâs there with them, then explain why men openly look at other women in public. even when theyâre with their wife or SO. Familiarity breeds contempt! ;D
Gerry Lee almost 13 years ago
Itâs nice to see Luann making this big effort to look nice for Quill:) Maybe that candid moment with Gunther made her realize that âYeah, I do got a chance!" :)
cybergal29 almost 13 years ago
If I ever answered the door looking like I just got out of bed, it would be because I just got out of bed. I still would of wanted time to brush out my hair just as long as I was wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants which I wear as sleep wear.
unique_ness26 almost 13 years ago
She doesnât look very good when she has make up on. I guess that was what Greg was trying to implyâŠthat she is trying too hard.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
Did you read the tweets? Then you have no idea. Itâs obvious from your assumption that everyone who responded hated her anyway means that you didnât. What Brandâs motivation was is another issue, but he may not one of those guys whoâs so thrilled that anyoneâs waking up next to him that heâll overlook anything, even if it means finding an arm chewer on the pillow next to him..P.S. Maybe you should either not post if youâve been drinking or just not overshare altogether. Iâm sure Katy Perry doesnât give a damn what your personal preferences are when it comes to effing her (since youâll never get a chance anyway). And I know I sure as hell donât.
Pickles 5202 almost 13 years ago
if i was quill i would be scared!!
panda101 almost 13 years ago
She once did that to Brad saying that Toni was at the front door⊠taste of her own medicine!
tegm almost 13 years ago
ohhhh that is MEAN!!
Aladar30 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Luann is gorgeous!