B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 23, 2012

Up wind or Down wind??

I guess they are similar, in that they have too much time on their hands. (JK mail-man please deliver my bills)

You broke the quote chain we had going it was almost a record ;)

Bogie man

I’m wondering where the the ball landed.

Playing in off-season a few years back, I hit a ball into a water hazard. But the hazard was still frozen and the ball skidded across. Easiet time of cutting that dogleg I ever had.

Art Carney… " Hello Ball "

Years ago I read of a man who set a world’s golf record for the longest drive. He smacked the ball on an Alaskan glacier with a gale wind at his back. I have no idea how they tracked the ball, but it stopped over twenty miles later.

Haven’t you noticed? He has no legs in P2!

Longest drive. Putting in a hurricane. Which is it, putting or driving?

now what do you put a hurricane in?

Well, they deliver in all kinds of weather, so yes, they are like mailmen.

I used to watch golf from time to time, many years ago. Tried watching it recently and gave up in disgust. The quiet, mellow, polite announcers were gone, replaced with Cal Worthington wannabees. If i were a golfer with money riding on a putt, I’d tie a knot in their neck to encourage some quiet!