Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 23, 2012

pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please!!!!!!!!!!!

Yours or theirs? (This is a Davy Crockett moment, Rodney – make the most of it!)

please “pass the lord and praise the ammunition”

And once the huns try to figure out what “NUTS” means, run like there’s no tomorrow!

Of course, there’s always retreat.

That was the first thing that came to mind for me, too.

That might be an option but you have remember this is Sir Rodney we are talking about. Unless he then follows the advice of William Park and beats feet outta there.

ALL OF THE WOMEN TOO???!!!!

Tell the Huns our terms are simple – say Pretty please with whipped cream and fresh strawberries and we will accept their surrender.