Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2012

The one thing all their problems have in common is – themselves.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Jeeze, Flo, your service is going to pot..Just another day in the life for Pollie though…(is that how it’s spelled?) He’s a cat’s cat…

I love how Wiley drew the little puffs of smoke out of eddie’s pipe, when everybody was looking at Flo in the silent second to last panel….Beautiful comic timing…

On some deep philosophical level they might be right(wing); however, its the exploitation of the Lady Pahts, by men who feel they have dominion over them, that are the real problem. Leaping Lemurs… I think I’ve got it!

Okay… I know… before anyone criticizes… The first phrase of the second part of the compound sentence has for its subject “the exploitation”, which, in this case, is singular. So, the preposition “are” which appears in the last phrase and modifies the subject of the first phrase should have been written as “is” to denote the singularity and, in addition, relates properly the the singular noun “problem” at the end.Jeez.

Frame five… a Pregnant Pause?

I have to say that I have absolutely nothing against “lady pahts”. Unfortunately.

Distorted misguided misogynistic take on the Pareto principle ?

Pahts is pahts, but they’s all fahgetting a pahticulah male paht.

No Richard, I believe it’s a mullah meeting on how to bring the rest of Afghanistan under their heels after the US leaves.

A clear demonstration of the first principle of domestic relations: At no time and under no circumstances is it ever the woman’s fault.

That doesn’t say much for Flo’s coffee.

There is an important rule that a lot of people forget. Never, ever @*#$ with the people who make your food. Eddie, in having his head stuck in the coffee pot got off lucky. The rest of them might want to look twice at their breakfast tomorrow.

And that, kids, is how the Tea Pahty began.

I’m not touching that with a 10 foot pole…

…or an 11-foot czechoslovakian!

Flo had to go outside after that utterance…VAROOOM !!!

I can’t speak for Grog, but I tend to lean toward the left, myself.

Well, if Flo hadn’t had a coffee paht in her hand, then Cap’n Eddie wouldn’t have a problem.

You Libs are just a bunch of women always complaining. “Men suck and they’re stupid and gross and they’re all Republicans and racist too.” Geez get a life! Oh, and grow up!

fox news agrees that all problems in the world are created by women, so they have to phone hack everyone.

It’s like a meeting of the GOP braintrust – minus several hundred million dollars.

It’s not the lady “pahts” that are the problem; it’s the chasing after them that causes all the expense and misery.

Sounds like something Rush Limbar would have said.

sounds like the far right and conservative republican’s conclave

Lady pahts have also been the source of much joy and happiness. Let us appreciate and revere them…hopefully without mentioning our mothers again. Kinda creepy, that.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a month. I needed that.

you got it wrong, gents. the problem is that there aren’t enough “lady pahts” to go around…

If’n youse is referrin’ ta the missin’ apostrophe in the sentence containin’ da phrase “…sentence has for its subject…” den youse is WRONG. Hand back da pedant award pendant. :)

It’s the contracted form of “it is” that gets the apostrophe. Its a common error to put the apostrophe into the possessive form. The usual rule is backwards here, which makes the possessive apostrophe into something it’s not. In this case, the apostrophe isn’t used, because, in this sentence, it’s not referring to “it is,” but is using the possessive version of its. There, have I pounded that into the ground far enough for the dog to dig it up and roll in it until said dog needs a bath?

“lady PAHTS” = ?

I just love the sound of the dialogue in this comic. It always makes me smile.

Pareto applied to sexual provender. Interesting possibilities THERE.

awesome~ a strip that isn’t cramming the bunny or the walking dead guy up our butt.

For a second I thought Eddie said lady pants^^

He is risen:Happy easter everybody.

Pauly may be watching Eddie’s back…. but that won’t stop the Capt’n from opening his mouth.

Is maine a red state? These guys sound like they are soldiers in the war against women.

Richard Russell, I voted for him in 1948

Not to worry, there are lots of religions to deal with the “lady pahts” issue.

spam is spam…

And the world wide war on women continues…

Good Point Grog, Good Point.