Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 22, 2012
March 21, 2012
March 23, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: Bucky, what would you say if I told you I think you may know something about Satchel's missing lottery ticket? Satchel: A thousand dollars... Isn't that, like grand theft lotto? Bucky: I know nothing about anything. Put it this way: if you asked me a bunch of hard questions about it, I'd pass a lie detector test. Rob: Yeah, but that's only because you'd fail the simultaneous comprehension test. Satchel: What's that?
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AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Maybe Satch has hit on a new video game idea.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
It might help to inspect Bucky’s litter box in a day or two.
zero over 12 years ago
Bucky is now racing past sociopath to something unknown.
rolleg over 12 years ago
Perfect question, Satchel!
tryoung71 over 12 years ago
Okay… I want to see some strips of Satchel being happy. I’m getting tired of seeing him with that forlorn look.
daveoverpar over 12 years ago
I think it’s time for Bucky to be neutered.
Demonick over 12 years ago
I think it’s high time we got to see another one of Satchel’s Hulk-style rages! SATCHEL SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
I don’t know what a simultaneous comprehension test is. Does that mean I failed it?
Hard to believe Google gave only three matches on that phrase and nothing helpful. (No way am I going to sites from .tk or .se.)
smollett over 12 years ago
Bless Bucky – a great guy.
Hoodude over 12 years ago
Q’est que c’est?
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
I have a feeling Bucky is telling the truth. Or he already spent the money. It’s hard to tell.
finnygirl Premium Member over 12 years ago
“grand theft lotto” – I luv it! :-D
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Grand theft lotto…yup, that’s what they’ll call it among the categories as electronics lays bare methods of cheating when they get the goods on and begin arresting international…and national criminals in some surprising places…Totally kilters the pinball game when the citizens get more knowledge…interesting as methods used to separate a LOT of people from a LOT of money. Such a deal.What intelligent characters. Thank you so much. I know nothing. Thanks for reminding me…
tigre1 over 12 years ago
sorry, gang, the pills are kicking in. I was trying to draw some validating evidence for my presumptions that much financially unethical behavior takes place for profit…among our political elites as well as on Wall Street. Sorry to be so obvious. I went from there to a vague hope that more citizens will combine different streams of available information and from this a clearer picture of responsibilities and guilts and out of this a fairer America, closer to the Justice of Washington and Lincoln. And perhaps more neighborly, as we were in those days and much since?