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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2012
April 13, 2012
April 15, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile 1: Okay, Larry, me behind Zeeba booth holding seecret weapon. Larry the Croc: Okay. Time bash Zeeba's soft skull. End years o'crocs misery. Good bless you face. Keel. Crocodile 1: We got techneekal deeficulties, Larry. Story Update Larry and Bob have bought the hardest toilet paper they can find to bash Zebra over the head while he is on a date at a restaurant.
lightningsnowstorm almost 13 years ago
LOL hilarious, toilet paper and knight armor? unexpected mix.
mojitobaby almost 13 years ago
When Zeeba plans on knight out, he no keeding.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Got a can opener, Bob?
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
What? Female Zeeba don’t taste good?
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Say good knight, Gracie.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Um,…so the toilet paper is to wipe his butt off the face of the Earth?
BandgeekJones almost 13 years ago
Curses! Foiled again!
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 13 years ago
And here Zeba was worried that that “Bed-ear” would cause Him problems. And Rat actually did something good for someone this time around.
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
“Larry”… we got a problim".
Andrew Capp almost 13 years ago
The $hit’s about to hit the can.
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
Rat’s idea has saved the day. Bad luck for the crocs.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I can see it’s gonna be a hard knight.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
I don’t think Larry has a technical advisor around clever enough to get Zeeba Neighba out of the armor Rat gave him. Do you know how much it hurts me to have to say “Rat has saved the (k)night”?
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Zeba Galahad he has it on!
Good knight, Gracie!
the burser almost 13 years ago
he took rats advise! wonderfull
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Uhbort Meeshon! Uhbort Meeshon! Zeeba on to us!
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
“God bless you face. Keel!”Guard duck never needed a benediction.
Jeff Peters almost 13 years ago
Great stuff!My favorite is Jeff The cyclist.That’s me all the way.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Maybe he should now beat up the nearest croc…look OUT, Bob. Ees beeg deesgrace…Bob lose fight in restaurant wit’tasty Zeeba…
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Somehow I think that if Zebra can survive being hit on the head by Rat’s mallet o’ understanding, a roll of toilet paper isn’t going to do him in.
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2004/05/18
ArfArf88 almost 13 years ago
Dang! I thought that was Zeeba, uh, Zebra in a wig with Rat.No wonder it didn’t make sense.
GypsyWoman almost 13 years ago
“God bless u face” – That is great!
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
Like the Iron Age…lol
Gluteus Maximus almost 13 years ago
Rat is Zebra’s ‘Disgraced Knight Giving Shiny Armor’. (Aka: A lifesaver who wishes he hadn’t saved a life.)
finale almost 13 years ago
This mission was designed to fail; no beers in sight.
xall2h1 almost 13 years ago
Zebra is starting to think ahead!
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
You mean SHE went on a date without protection?
11256 almost 13 years ago
someone predicted that yesterday…
littleannoyingdog almost 13 years ago
so light a fire under him and cook him in it!!!
Casey Southards almost 13 years ago
Who says medieval technology is out-of-date.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Awwwwwwww!
Is it me or is Croc becoming a proper little gent?
xxx
FlippySuper almost 13 years ago
Once again,Rat saves the day!
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Better switch to paper towels, Bob; put a Bounty on Zebra’s head!
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
To all today’s punsters: D’OH!!!
Zebrails almost 13 years ago
Leave it to Zebra to wear protection! Good boy!
Cryptosporidium almost 13 years ago
Neighbor Zeeba has appearedCroc uses Toilet PaperIt’s not very effective
Pearlshimmer almost 13 years ago
xD LOL!!I like these missions that the croc’s come up with.They’re…funny.
Pearlshimmer almost 13 years ago
coughs The hardest toilet paper??Hard and toilet paper do NOT go together peeps!
Nuttypearls115 over 12 years ago
I forgot about the armor!
GoingNuclear about 6 years ago
Kill the other one!
robertiris about 3 years ago
That was some buildup.