Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2012

LOL hilarious, toilet paper and knight armor? unexpected mix.

When Zeeba plans on knight out, he no keeding.

Got a can opener, Bob?

What? Female Zeeba don’t taste good?

Say good knight, Gracie.

Um,…so the toilet paper is to wipe his butt off the face of the Earth?

Curses! Foiled again!

And here Zeba was worried that that “Bed-ear” would cause Him problems. And Rat actually did something good for someone this time around.

“Larry”… we got a problim".

The $hit’s about to hit the can.

Rat’s idea has saved the day. Bad luck for the crocs.

I can see it’s gonna be a hard knight.

I don’t think Larry has a technical advisor around clever enough to get Zeeba Neighba out of the armor Rat gave him. Do you know how much it hurts me to have to say “Rat has saved the (k)night”?

Zeba Galahad he has it on!

Good knight, Gracie!

he took rats advise! wonderfull

Uhbort Meeshon! Uhbort Meeshon! Zeeba on to us!

“God bless you face. Keel!”Guard duck never needed a benediction.

Great stuff!My favorite is Jeff The cyclist.That’s me all the way.

Maybe he should now beat up the nearest croc…look OUT, Bob. Ees beeg deesgrace…Bob lose fight in restaurant wit’tasty Zeeba…

Somehow I think that if Zebra can survive being hit on the head by Rat’s mallet o’ understanding, a roll of toilet paper isn’t going to do him in.

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2004/05/18

Dang! I thought that was Zeeba, uh, Zebra in a wig with Rat.No wonder it didn’t make sense.

“God bless u face” – That is great!

Like the Iron Age…lol

Rat is Zebra’s ‘Disgraced Knight Giving Shiny Armor’. (Aka: A lifesaver who wishes he hadn’t saved a life.)

This mission was designed to fail; no beers in sight.

Zebra is starting to think ahead!

You mean SHE went on a date without protection?

someone predicted that yesterday…

so light a fire under him and cook him in it!!!

Who says medieval technology is out-of-date.

Awwwwwwww!

Is it me or is Croc becoming a proper little gent?

xxx

Once again,Rat saves the day!

Better switch to paper towels, Bob; put a Bounty on Zebra’s head!

To all today’s punsters: D’OH!!!

Leave it to Zebra to wear protection! Good boy!

Neighbor Zeeba has appearedCroc uses Toilet PaperIt’s not very effective

xD LOL!!I like these missions that the croc’s come up with.They’re…funny.

coughs The hardest toilet paper??Hard and toilet paper do NOT go together peeps!

I forgot about the armor!

Kill the other one!

That was some buildup.