Heart of the City by Steenz for April 22, 2012

“Ode to a Vegetable”. (Animaniacs)

The more you toot the better you feelHave beans for every meal.

Or “Call Any Vegetable.” Frank Zappa.

“Rut – a – bay – ee – ay – ga…”

She should have sung:“Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart.The more you eat, the more you’re SMART.”

That would have satisfied Missus Angelini.

that’s the way I learned it!

whew! that was close. for a second there I thought that my eyes (and those of of my innocent , pure family ) would be exposed to that horrible, obscene, disgusting, filthy word that is used to describe naturally occurring digestive gas in the human body.

…and thank god for all those pure , blessed, sanctimonious people who are responsible for getting the word ‘ass’ bleeped out of countless , godless movies that somehow find their way onto the family oriented tv airwaves.onward christian soldiersmarching off to war!

Listen, I’m am expert on this particular subject, but I’m not going to ‘toot’ my horn.

SNERK! GIGGLE! LOL So I am not the only one who knows that tune :-)

beans beans there magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel, so eat beans in every meal!

As Heart breaks “The Fourth Wall”.Wait, does Heart realize she’s actually in a comic strip?The sheer weight of existentialism would make Kafka’s head spin.

That is the polite version.

Ugh. TMI. What an image.

Conspiracy. Has to be.

That is, so many strips suddenly having FART jokes in them.

Heart know too much. She knows about the 4th wall.