FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 08, 2012
April 01, 2012
April 15, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: I'm making tiny cracks in these hard-boiled eggs before I dye them blue-green. That way, the color can get under the shell and dye the actual egg. Then when mom uses them in egg salad sandwiches for my school lunches next week, everyone will think I'm eating eggs that are moldy and rotten. Hee hee...nothing beats making all my classmates want to barf. Paige: I would think your math grades would already take care of that. Jason: Speaking of which, did I tell you I successfully talked my teacher into uncancelling tomorrow's test?
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
Somebody’s definitely got a death wish.
Bittermelon of Truth almost 13 years ago
Everyone else in school will want Jason’s head, in which case he should hire one of Dr. Mel’s killbots (or invent his own) to bodyguard him.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
You could just pull a Calvin and call it mouse loaf.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
She uses eggs left unrefrigerated for hours in dusty corners and outside on the ground?
J Short almost 13 years ago
Bully beatings after school.
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
His classmates already hate him, and this won’t change much.
mikehop23 almost 13 years ago
He is risen:Happy easter everybody.
sbeavin almost 13 years ago
That little dweeb needs his ass kicked! :>)
lakita_lover almost 13 years ago
Jason is just lucky he’ll always be in 5th grade. If he went to middle school, he’d constantly be stuffed into lockers.
lightningsnowstorm almost 13 years ago
OK, my idea is to not for Bill to go back to dailies, but have continued storylines each sunday. How’s that sound?
jocupcakesgalore almost 13 years ago
…that is a very dumb thing to do. to his class mates I mean
meetya almost 13 years ago
Oh Jason…. if only you knew what would happen to you if you got a teacher to uncancel a test in Middle School….. you may not be so joyous then…….
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Will he eat the green ones with ham?
:awesomeface: almost 13 years ago
My sister has a book with comics. its so :awesomeface:
tazz555 almost 13 years ago
Oh my god nerd alert. Whats next, asking for more homework
GAT17 almost 13 years ago
Sad that good grades don’t win favor with classmates…
Sorenson278 about 4 years ago
I like maths tests because they are easy and we get study halls after which is nice
Team comics almost 4 years ago
Jason is gonna be dead when he goes back to school
phoenixnyc over 3 years ago
How is Jason still alive? He’s just painted a huge target on himself that every kid in class except for Marcus and Eileen will be aiming at, and he doesn’t have Peter nearby to protect him.