Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 15, 2012

anytime…

i do not understand this

So what if it won The Tour De France? It’s not like it takes a lot of balls …………….

Je ne comprends pas.

You’d have to google the movie “Predator” to get it. Actually I’m surprised the bikers are still alive. “Get to the chopper!”

Ah! Jimmy you beat me to it …. one of these guys:

Never saw the movies but I’ve seen the creatures…. and I’m sure they do more than rip your shirt.

Another one…

Varnes… not EVERY sport…….. aw, c’mon, you know I can’t say anything else.

You know, one of these days, it may seem like the Tour winner has Predator or Alien DNA. The kind of things these ‘sportspersons’ do to get a win – especially the cyclits…

He’s one ugly… you know…what Arnie said.

Yeah, but nobody saw that he won the race because he forgot to turn his chameleon field off.

The only action movie I know of that had TWO future Governors in it!

Actually not a bad movie, at least the first one. Several original touches.

But why does it take hours to realize it?

I’ve seen one or two Predator movies but don’t remember anything about a bicycle. Is this just random?

Well thats the last straw I’m pulling the plug on these guys.

If only I had put $5 down on the cast of this movie producing 2 U.S. Governors…