B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 30, 2012

It’s okay, he left.

Just grin and bear it.

Turn left at rock shaped like bear, then turn right at bear shaped like rock

No, it’s a different joke. The same setup but a different punch line. And the unlazy bit is trying to figure out how many different ways you can use the one setup.

How much can a bare, bear bear ?

It’s safer if you’re two. Then you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friend.

Making the best use of the bear necessities. Maybe bearly tolerable to some, but bear with it. You need to get your bearings and just bear on.

So how did the bear know to take that left?

It’s alright the bear isn’t there anymore, he left.

bearly funny.

They must be walking in circles…

“I’m surprised he can read.”

Are you referring to BC or the bear?

I support the right to arm bears.

He is not yielding to common sense, or the common path.

No, this is very much in the spirit of Johnny Hart’s style: take a basic gag and play it different ways until you beat it to death. It gets funnier the longer it goes.

Be especially leery if the 2nd Amendment is in effect: The Right to Arm Bears.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?(I couldn’t resist—although some probably wish I had)

Bear left. Frog right. Waga, waga,waga…

Name that movie.

i told you he was over there…

Slow Children Playing(The bright ones left town?)

It is fortunate that sign SHAPES have been mostly standardized world wide. Example, in Turkey a sign with DUR on it means STOP, but it is octagonal.My favorite was the diamond shaped sign with a big ! (Exclamation mark) on it – ie watch out for anything!

he must be on a booze binge. these look like Very Old reruns.

Different joke actually. quite clever.

time to bear all