B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 31, 2012

And when you return from the bathroom, it’s not scotch that’s in the glass anymore.

The friendship could be “neat” or “on the rocks”.

Or while you dance with the pretty woman across the room.

Please drink my scotch while I’m gone. I prefer bloody caesars anyway.

He’ll be watching it through his beer goggles.

Would that make a Blackguard someone who watches your Jack while you are “indisposed?”

I’d rather use some scotch tape to secure it to the table.

at last something a little too mature for Skyler’s quiz.

Why does a picture of Sean Connery in a kilt and bagpipes keep popping into my head ?

I won’t patronize a bar where your drink has to be guarded.