He thinks she’s just a babe in the woods.Of course, we all know he’s barking up the wrong tree.
Why DO guys go for those plastic types, anyway? Her roots are a totally different color…. she even has fake nails.(But I do feel sorry that she’s rumored to have a couple of artificial limbs.)
Near the PA Tpk. north of Philly are two huge towers laughably covered with plastic tree branches like from an artificial Christmas tree. Ugly, ugly, ugly! Not to mention insulting to anyone with more intelligence than a tadpole.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention there’s a picture in the local paper today or a bunch of turkey vultures sitting on top of a cell phone antenna downtown.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
But is he going to get a good reception?
margueritem over 12 years ago
SNERK!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
He thinks she’s just a babe in the woods.Of course, we all know he’s barking up the wrong tree.
Why DO guys go for those plastic types, anyway? Her roots are a totally different color…. she even has fake nails.(But I do feel sorry that she’s rumored to have a couple of artificial limbs.)
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Susan, he’s too busy staring at her trunk to notice her roots. He’s heading for a fall this time, but he just can’t leaf her alone.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Sounds a bit cynical, but wouldn’t she be a little too wooden even for Jerry??
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Careful, Jerry, she could be a member of a dangerous splinter group.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
His sap must’ve fermented
PICTO over 12 years ago
Is that an antenna on your head or are you just happy to see me?
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
Near the PA Tpk. north of Philly are two huge towers laughably covered with plastic tree branches like from an artificial Christmas tree. Ugly, ugly, ugly! Not to mention insulting to anyone with more intelligence than a tadpole.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
he got his signals crossed.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah, if they were disguised, they’d have fake mustaches and beards and glasses and stuff.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention there’s a picture in the local paper today or a bunch of turkey vultures sitting on top of a cell phone antenna downtown.
lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago
She’s so emotionless… it’s like she has a stick up her behind…
cheetahqueen over 12 years ago
That Jerry…what a sap!
EnderKitty over 9 years ago
I’ve seen a cell phone tower like that.