Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 19, 2012

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    Aussie Down Under  over 12 years ago

    But is he going to get a good reception?

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    SNERK!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He thinks she’s just a babe in the woods.Of course, we all know he’s barking up the wrong tree.

    Why DO guys go for those plastic types, anyway? Her roots are a totally different color…. she even has fake nails.(But I do feel sorry that she’s rumored to have a couple of artificial limbs.)

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    Susan, he’s too busy staring at her trunk to notice her roots. He’s heading for a fall this time, but he just can’t leaf her alone.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 12 years ago

    Sounds a bit cynical, but wouldn’t she be a little too wooden even for Jerry??

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    Careful, Jerry, she could be a member of a dangerous splinter group.

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    His sap must’ve fermented

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    Is that an antenna on your head or are you just happy to see me?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Near the PA Tpk. north of Philly are two huge towers laughably covered with plastic tree branches like from an artificial Christmas tree. Ugly, ugly, ugly! Not to mention insulting to anyone with more intelligence than a tadpole.

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    he got his signals crossed.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Yeah, if they were disguised, they’d have fake mustaches and beards and glasses and stuff.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention there’s a picture in the local paper today or a bunch of turkey vultures sitting on top of a cell phone antenna downtown.

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    lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She’s so emotionless… it’s like she has a stick up her behind…

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    cheetahqueen  over 12 years ago

    That Jerry…what a sap!

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    EnderKitty  over 9 years ago

    I’ve seen a cell phone tower like that.

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