That still leaves the coconut-carrying swallows to try and figure out… African or European? I suspect Monty Python had the Impossible Flight idea first, though…
My brother had a turtle. If you wonder what turtle hork is like, we fed it minnows, flies, beetles and sometimes thinly sliced honey ham. Also, I’d rather people not use “Ralph” to mean vomit…..
Gluteus Maximus over 12 years ago
I agree with the turtle.
Gluteus Maximus over 12 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…
Harryfan over 12 years ago
The third line of that ditty is: I won’t suffer, I won’t cry.
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Reminds me of that Phil Collins song “coming in the air tonight” or Thunderclap Newman’s “something in the air”.
Lisa Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago
I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever seen it expressed as “hork”. Lol.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
ick
MrPinkle over 12 years ago
I was wondering how you’d spell that!
rshive over 12 years ago
Turtles and turbulence don’t mesh well.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ooops!
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
If God meant for turtles to fly He would’ve given them wings.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
If he was a tortious tortoise he could sue the ariline for pain and suffering.
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
It’s a bird, Its a plane, NO Its super turtle.
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
As many times as I’ve heard and used that word,this is the first time I’ve actually seen it spelled out. I’ve never even written it myself. Amazing!
yuggib over 12 years ago
So THAT’s the sound of a turtle Ralphing!
guswild over 12 years ago
I think according to Stephen King the world rests on the back of the turtle. At least it did in the book IT
iced tea over 12 years ago
I love turtles but I’d never get one to fly. They belong at the pond.
Pygar over 12 years ago
That still leaves the coconut-carrying swallows to try and figure out… African or European? I suspect Monty Python had the Impossible Flight idea first, though…
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Too bad turtles do.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
LOL. Ewwww.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
grass, weeds…..
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
Didn’t the turtle have an air sick bag with him?
Gluteus Maximus over 12 years ago
It’s not TURBUlence, but TURTLE-ence!
RalphZIggy over 12 years ago
My brother had a turtle. If you wonder what turtle hork is like, we fed it minnows, flies, beetles and sometimes thinly sliced honey ham. Also, I’d rather people not use “Ralph” to mean vomit…..
brewingbiker over 12 years ago
Man thats just FUNNY!