Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 07, 2012

He knew he shouldn’t have taken that left at Albuquerque.

I see lots of water, use a horn to dig into the cactus!

With the gun to speed things up, he has just turned into fast food.

I’m not gonna spend all that money on this thing and not use it.

@gmartin997: Shades of Gary Larson.

Rules are made to be broken.

First let the meat season to a light pink.

he’s not dead, Jim

Considerate condor.

prime directive for flesh-eating birds

I hope he keeps struggling along for many more years.