The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for May 08, 2012
May 07, 2012
May 09, 2012
Transcript:
PP: you know Its true ...most accidents happen on the job. GG: I didn't know that. PP: Heck yeah! Before you got here, I rolled right off this log awn banged up my spleen! GG: Did you contact osha yet?
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yes, any joke becomes funnier if you mention the spleen.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
The the policy manual for this strip specifies that seat belts will be worn when sitting on the log.
cisley over 12 years ago
And you now must go to HR to ask for an aspirin.
rini1946 over 12 years ago
Make sure you contact the TV lawyers to get you SS disability
DrBonehead over 12 years ago
NO, don’t call OSHA. Those guys will have a new regulation for slip resistant treads on every fallen tree in the forests.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Log rolling in the forest will be banned. All porcupines must wear spleen protectors at all times while on the job. Do not sit on a log until Gunther is present. Failure to observe these policies may result in disciplinary action and penalties up to and including loss of job.