The thing I really hate about these commercials is that they start with something like, “Have you ever done this, taken this, been at this location. Then you may die. If you would like compensation, call the law offices…”“Screw that! I need to know what hospital to go to!”
I’ve NEVER seen as many lawyer commercials before as in the past few months. You do “channel roulette” and they’re on half the channels at the same time. And most of them couldn’t hold a candle to the old Three Stooges cadre of Dewey, Bilkem, and Howe.
Yesterday, I saw a commercial for a law office saying that a certain drug caused erectile dsyfunction. I guess if you have problems there, it’s worth millions too!!!
@aircraft engineerYou’re right, I was remembering it wrong. There was another lawyer in some old movie or TV show called something like Biff T. Bilkem, and I confused the two. Sorry about that..
Careful there, TCL. Remember on Enterprise, what happened to the lawyer who actually tried to win a case against the government? I’ll give you a hint what happened to him… R. P.
My point is that Klingon lawyers who actually do their job of BEING lawyers, go to Rura Penthe… which is what I said in the first place. Please don’t try to drag anything deeply meaningful out of it; a walk through the ocean of its deepness would not wet the canvas of your tennis shoes.
revisages over 12 years ago
it may be our injurisdiction
bluskies over 12 years ago
Obviously an injury lawyer. Maybe he can do somet6hing about that horribly misshapen leg…
tsandl over 12 years ago
Are you stuck watching commercials for attorneys on the cable channels you’re paying big bucks for? If so you may be eligible for compensation….
Poollady over 12 years ago
………….Call the law offices of Cry and Hue
gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago
But my happiness is promised in the Declaration of Independence!! (kidding)
Jnite over 12 years ago
The thing I really hate about these commercials is that they start with something like, “Have you ever done this, taken this, been at this location. Then you may die. If you would like compensation, call the law offices…”“Screw that! I need to know what hospital to go to!”
Godfreydaniel over 12 years ago
I’ve NEVER seen as many lawyer commercials before as in the past few months. You do “channel roulette” and they’re on half the channels at the same time. And most of them couldn’t hold a candle to the old Three Stooges cadre of Dewey, Bilkem, and Howe.
PNmom06 over 12 years ago
All we have to do to stop all this nonsense is to make the losing lawyer pay all court costs. Voila! No more frivolous lawsuits tying up the courts.
hcr1985 over 12 years ago
Yesterday, I saw a commercial for a law office saying that a certain drug caused erectile dsyfunction. I guess if you have problems there, it’s worth millions too!!!
Big_Tex over 12 years ago
Maybe Ziggy can sue Wilson for making him bald and obese.
Godfreydaniel over 12 years ago
@aircraft engineerYou’re right, I was remembering it wrong. There was another lawyer in some old movie or TV show called something like Biff T. Bilkem, and I confused the two. Sorry about that..
DavidAo over 12 years ago
I’ll call them and say “Your commercial made me unhappy ….”:)
Mike H over 12 years ago
yeah Patrick Cox from Tax Masters.
Pygar over 12 years ago
Klingons have lawyers… in Rura Penthe. Cry because ours aren’t there, too…
Pygar over 12 years ago
Careful there, TCL. Remember on Enterprise, what happened to the lawyer who actually tried to win a case against the government? I’ll give you a hint what happened to him… R. P.
Pygar over 12 years ago
My point is that Klingon lawyers who actually do their job of BEING lawyers, go to Rura Penthe… which is what I said in the first place. Please don’t try to drag anything deeply meaningful out of it; a walk through the ocean of its deepness would not wet the canvas of your tennis shoes.
rgcviper over 3 years ago
These days, about four local lawyers cycle the same TV ads time after time after time every day on TV. Fun …