Before he asked for the Wizard's help, Scarecrow qualified for only a few jobs.
ooh, go for the newspaper cartoonist, or run for office!
Crash Tester.
Pollster!
politician would of been his best bet.
Hilburn is just setting up a … whatsitcalled just so we can have an easy target.
You are absolutely right. Most politicians stop working once they get elected, and the organic matter in their heads is NOT straw.
Some of that stuff in politicians’ heads is just straw thats been run through a cow first.
LOL
The last thing we need is another Telemarketer
The ones he’s circled are the ones he’s too smart to apply for.
“Hi, this is Rachel at card services…….”
How about a mattress stuffer? Now there’s a job he could really throw himself into…
He just can’t apply for any positions that might inflame him!
Nebulous: Nixon got into politics by answering such an ad.
The Straw Man had no brain, that’s why he’s circled certain job openings that Hilburn is saying doesn’t require a brain.
simpsonfan2 said:Why isn’t politician on there?————————————Because he’s overqualified.
He’s wayyy too smart for that Marketing position.
have a smoke and think it over.
Yes! He could be a Republican presidential candidate!
yeah, and the scarecrow can probably keep his straw in his pants!
According to the wizard of Oz, politicians don’t have any more brains than the scarecrow, just a better college degree.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
ooh, go for the newspaper cartoonist, or run for office!
corzak almost 13 years ago
Crash Tester.
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Pollster!
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
politician would of been his best bet.
jreckard almost 13 years ago
Hilburn is just setting up a … whatsitcalled just so we can have an easy target.
Dani Rice almost 13 years ago
You are absolutely right. Most politicians stop working once they get elected, and the organic matter in their heads is NOT straw.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Some of that stuff in politicians’ heads is just straw thats been run through a cow first.
rhudeboye almost 13 years ago
LOL
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The last thing we need is another Telemarketer
tsandl almost 13 years ago
The ones he’s circled are the ones he’s too smart to apply for.
finale almost 13 years ago
“Hi, this is Rachel at card services…….”
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
How about a mattress stuffer? Now there’s a job he could really throw himself into…
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
He just can’t apply for any positions that might inflame him!
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Nebulous: Nixon got into politics by answering such an ad.
browngsa almost 13 years ago
The Straw Man had no brain, that’s why he’s circled certain job openings that Hilburn is saying doesn’t require a brain.
Fan o’ Lio. almost 13 years ago
simpsonfan2 said:Why isn’t politician on there?————————————Because he’s overqualified.
Mr. Moose almost 13 years ago
He’s wayyy too smart for that Marketing position.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
have a smoke and think it over.
rclake1963 almost 13 years ago
Yes! He could be a Republican presidential candidate!
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
yeah, and the scarecrow can probably keep his straw in his pants!
Romeo2Delta2 over 5 years ago
According to the wizard of Oz, politicians don’t have any more brains than the scarecrow, just a better college degree.