B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 19, 2012

Why am I thinking about the Road Runner & Coyote ??

The turtle will come to the right decision concerning his employment once he pulls his head in and snaps out of it.

Maybe even hork.

i wanna see turtle-pult in action…please..

By the look, it’s turtle’s first day on the speedy route

This is not a good day to be a turtle.

Ah … poor lil turtle … he gonna end up like Humpty Dumpty …

Now Rodney Dangerfield and Henny Youngman……THEY had rapid delivery!

Oh, my, my. Bye, Bye, American Tortie.

Apparently there’s no extra charge for rapid delivery.

Grease ’em up – he goes faster!

The turtle jetpack ended with tastier results but the packages always got scorched.

What’s with the turtle? I thought this was snail mail???

The way the post office is cutting back, and threatening to cut out sat. This could be true in the next couple years.

Where’s a cat when you need one.

It safe to call it “Turtle Mail” in lieu of “snail mail.”

Oh, dear. turtle. soup, anyone?

Joke all you want about the USPS, but they do a heck of a job at a fair price. I mailed some CD’s to a friend late afternoon on Tuesday and got an e-mail thanking me for them the next afternoon; they’re helping to keep FedEx alive and well, and FedEx is providing them with a source of income beyond circulars, fliers. and other assorted junk mail.