Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 02, 2009

I hate the reek of dismal failure…

Ah! I love the reek of dismal failure in the morning! (Apologies to Robert Duvall as “Kilgore” in Apocalypse Now.)

I wonder if the title is, “How to do Your Own Colon Screening.”

Someone is having a good time jumping rope in blogland.

That’s the sweet smell of success.

Hahahahah! (see blog) Someone here has deep mental issues. Are the masked ladies training for the job of Frog Blog Sidekick?

WHY OH WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO READ FROG APPLAUSE, Officer Damifino59? Don’t you have anything better to do… like finding a missing person?? http://tinyurl.com/ygy78rx

or may be some one found the book so bad, he barfed in there.

Does anyone ever get to the last page of a self help book?

book was titled:

‘diarrhea cleanup for dummies’

Dr. Toon…do you think it would help me if I got to know you? Actually, now that I think about it, I probably don’t need that much help. And my apologies for abbreviating your screen name without your permission.

Comic is funny, comments are funny, but I’m trying desperately to figure out what kind of vehicle that is they are in and who is driving; and I’m not getting very far. The creeping stink of failure is beginning to seep from my pores and overcoming the heady aroma of power that usually envelopes me like a happy cloud of humbugs.

yes, very good question about the vehicle, is it moving left to right or right to left?

hmmmm

They’re riding in one of those new autonomous, driverless motor-homes.

Well, one thing, openminded - I had a number of friends (and relatives) who never got to see themselves as old people, unfortunately. At least we (or I, at any rate) did.

When did Teresa change her name? See top of page.

Well, by golly prettyfeet, you are right! D’ya suppose she got married? I just hope it doesn’t settle her down, if you catch my drift. Gotta have my daily dose of double entendres!!

Book title: “Bus-Driving For Dummies”

@prettyfeet, _@Ray C: Either married, or divorced a while back and finally decided to go back to her maiden name.