Once there was girl, with a curl
right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good she was very, very good
And when she was bad, she was still good.
Santa has the elves google women…doesn’t want to upset Mrs. Claus. She’d make him sleep with the reindeer…..so if the saying goes…go to bed with dogs wake up with fleas, what would reindeer give Santa?
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
“Ooooooh Dita VonTramp, she’s a “NAUGHTY one” grinned Santa as he looked up from his lap, top.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
It’s so obvious–now that you point it out!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I like to google girls. Unfortunately, some states have laws against such actions, but I have learned to google long and hard.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Ah, another VonTramp sister!
FunnyDeeds over 14 years ago
I let Santa ogle me, too!
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
Then I shall ogle you!! :-D
grapfhics over 14 years ago
“Good girls go to heaven…”
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Once there was girl, with a curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was still good.
cdward over 14 years ago
I heard it this way:
There once was a girl, In a cardigan sweater Everyone loved her so For when she was good, she was very good But when she was bad, she was better
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
…once Goggled..she’s even better…
one-non_blonde over 14 years ago
Santa has the elves google women…doesn’t want to upset Mrs. Claus. She’d make him sleep with the reindeer…..so if the saying goes…go to bed with dogs wake up with fleas, what would reindeer give Santa?
kab2rb over 14 years ago
The dark hair girl thinks I wonder how much coal Santa will give her for being so bad?
coltish1 over 14 years ago
“Open the door and see all the people!”
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I wonder if she’s in Wikipedia yet?
LAFan over 14 years ago
Titter…er Twitter!
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
“Google me”
Is that code?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
Doctor Toon, I like the gag. In fact, I created a Christmas card with much the same idea awhile back: http://bit.ly/8c9MUk
I wanted you to know so you didn’t think I was ripping you off if I use it here later this month!
So…great minds think alike!
comYics over 14 years ago
The dark haired toon shouldve been saying that.