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Garfield by Jim Davis for May 20, 2012
May 19, 2012
May 21, 2012
Transcript:
Arlene: Sigh. Aren't the stars beautiful tonight, Garfield? They're all sparkling like little diamonds! You know, I'm really glad you're here to share this evening with me. It makes it even more special. Are you glad I'm here with you, too? Garfield: Z. Jon: How was your date? Garfield: Painful.
mepo almost 13 years ago
oh nooo.
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
That’ll teach you to sleep on a date.
TexTech almost 13 years ago
You definitely do not want to disrespect Arlene. You WILL pay for it.
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
A more awful date would be the dude sleeping in front of the movie/play/opera… IN THE THEATRE! (I, a dude, know I don’t snore at all.)
adubman almost 13 years ago
Acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, eh Garfield?Arlene & Liz are going to start the Lonely Hearts Club Band.
The_Uncle almost 13 years ago
Sorry – “Hell hath no fury”, etc. is a misquote, and it’s not from the Bard – it’s from William Congreve’s “The Mourning Bride” as below (from Wikipedia).
Two of Congreve’s turns of phrase from The Mourning Bride (1697) have become famous, albeit frequently in misquotation:“Music has charms to soothe a savage breast,” which is the first line of the play, spoken by Almeria in Act I, Scene 1. (The word “breast” is often misquoted as “beast”, and “has” sometimes appears as “hath”.)“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,” spoken by Zara in Act III, Scene VIII.1 (This is usually paraphrased as “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”)
ninjanick101 almost 13 years ago
Love hurts.
creepy23 almost 13 years ago
Hey Garfield I can see the future! and I see that she is NEVER going out with you again so if you want to date her again you gonna have to wait for a time machine to fix that.
Tinyman almost 13 years ago
WHOOPS Gaarfield.
Foghorn almost 13 years ago
Believe me…there is a much worse time to fall asleep with a lady.
garfield4life2 almost 13 years ago
So Garfield and John DO have something in common.
germanvisitor almost 13 years ago
And nobody knows that he suffered insomnia the previous night, was chased by a big dog all morning just to get lost and wander about aimlessly all afternoon…
Rainfoot almost 13 years ago
Welcome back Arlene, Davis should bring back Lyman next, hell he could get 2 weeks of amnesia jokes out of it.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Oh Garfield!
Well that done it.
LOL xxx
DrBonehead almost 13 years ago
This brings new meaning to the Joan Jett song “Love Hurts”.
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of those people who go to a Planetarium show and fall asleep then start in snoring and annoy others…
mabrndt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Sleeping isn’t part of the date??? Then why all the fuss about sleeping together? Did you? … You didn’t? … ad nauseum.
feanen_atreides almost 13 years ago
I think Garfield may be just as inept at dating as his owner, if note moreso.
GEEKverse about 5 years ago
how is it that its okay for women beat men but not the other way around