Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2012

Explains it.

tactful was as tactful is…as the team proceeds from the auditorium

Didn’t apply for a six months extension?.

Love the buttcrack! If tax auditing doesn’t work out, there’s always plumbing.

Future Tax auditors showing pent up emotion? I didn’t think they had any personality. Wait I just got them confused with Accountants.

i was once singing the song “Smiles” (There are smiles that make you happy / There are smiles that make you blue) and my wife said, “What kind of smile would make you blue?” I replied, “When the tax auditor says, ‘There seems to be a little problem with a couple of your deductions.’”

Don’t worry guys, those guys will eventually discover girls and you’ll have the court all to yourselves….

…cause I’m the Tax Man Yeaaaah, the Tax Man

Eexxiilleenntt!

I thought the big kid would be a plumber. He’s got “the crack.”

Dream on!!

I didn’t see the crack, it looked like a belt loop over a tan belt.

This might explain every other officious bureaucrat too. Nothing else seems to.

Is there ANY situation that weapons or the implied threat of them cannot solve?

The tax man is a butt crack!

Like my mom used to say “Be kind to nerds..one day they may interview you for a job, and you don’t want them to remember the swirly you gave them!!!”

I was always picked last for sports because of lack of athletic talent, esp. in grade school, when I was next-to-smallest in the class. The only exception occurred when my athletic best friend was doing the choosing – then I was first. Also, first for spelling bees. I could see the point of not picking me for a team, and grew up reasonably well adjusted.

Like the old Swarthmore cheer: “We don’t care what you say – you will work for us one day!”

Reminds me of something from “Frasier”..Scene; He and Niles at a toy store, shopping something for visiting son Frederick. A guy sneers about the ‘nerdy stuff’ they’re looking for.Frasier’s retort something to the effect of; “well, MY nerdy kid just may be operating on YOUR kid’s prostate someday !!”

@spamgaard; “No.”

The worm turns ! What goes around comes around.

Another reference: Frank, who is banned from using the Kayak travel site.

Just so they don’t play shirts vs skins…that could get really ugly. Wouldn’t it be nice if tax auditors let us play HORSE over any discrepancies?

Reminds me of the Designing Women episode where Julia Sugarbaker annihilates Ray Don(the lounge lizard) in a restaurant and he, of course, turns up later to audit her business. Priceless.

would it be sexist to note that the girl got picked before either of them? :)

Okay……… so………. who is Bill Watterson?

@Number Six:You are a wily poster, but asking for an apology seems like a non sequitur.

@ Hobbes:

Can I join the He-Man Woman Haters Club?

@treered … which one is the girl?

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