Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 26, 2012
April 25, 2012
April 27, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: See, there's no drama in a 40-round communist kid jumping into an oversized bathtub. That's not diving. "Ooo, she didn't make a splash!" Well, nuts! I want a splash! Why do kids do cannonballs? No kid became a legend by not splashing the old people! But no. It's all "Ooo, she did a Westward, super-spinny, half-pike, half-salmon, splashes thingy!" Oh yeah? Well, was her dive good enough to get a German diver red-carded and kicked out of a tournament? No? Well, Luigi's soccer dive was! And he didn't get chlorine up his nose ...win. Hello?
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revisages over 12 years ago
go, bucky. at least it isn’t half-bassed anymore
rf_eq over 12 years ago
how Rosie O´Donnell felt before the big O pulled the plug
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
splashing old people. snurt!
quickly24 over 12 years ago
bucky is on a roll…
rf_eq over 12 years ago
I use a Neti pot myself ;-)
zero over 12 years ago
All past is prelude. . ..
Varnes over 12 years ago
I think Satchel went to hide the nip!
Bucky, half wit, half wacko!
Kathe over 12 years ago
Oh Bucky Boy! Mr. Motor Mouth! Sounds like he took a dive into something.
HeidiTentee over 12 years ago
I’m sorry, you are not my hero anymore. Bucky is my new hero.
UMaDOS over 12 years ago
This comic strip makes so much sense.
cubswin2016 over 12 years ago
Enough with the diving!
tryoung71 over 12 years ago
half-pike, half-salmon…. that actually made me LOL
rnmontgomery over 12 years ago
OK – the “diving” gag has been run into the ground :) Let’s move on.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Just out of curiosity, Has Bucky ever gotten into practical jokes? Or even impractical ones? I’d love to see what he’d come up with……
nathanbtlr over 12 years ago
WIN
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love the last panel where Rob and Satchel have left.
david.reichert over 12 years ago
Didn’t Bucky used to hate soccer?
exeyevee Premium Member over 12 years ago
The dialogue in the third panel is absolute gold.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s more like a monologue. lol
TerryTaylor about 4 years ago
Sorry, but it’s impossible to make anything amusing about soccer, even pulling in actual diving. Countries have fought wars over a soccer game, but nobody ever laughs over one.