Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 25, 2012
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Transcript:
Rob: Well, I'm outta here. You can bore Satchel with all your soccer diving theories. Satchel: I'm all ears! Bucky: Hey, don't sell your nose short. Satchel: Huh? Bucky: Portuguese tell tales of a soccer player called nano. It is said that if you get within six feet of him, he will dive with such force... ...That the vacuum created in the air literally sucks the red card out of the referee's pocket and starts pulling you off the field! Satchel: Wow! Rob: It's not true, Satchel!
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Small wonder why Americans don’t support soccer. Any game a Frenchman or Italian can play in nylon short-shorts isn’t a manly game. That and the constant diving