Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 26, 2012

Transcript:

Bucky: See, there's no drama in a 40-round communist kid jumping into an oversized bathtub. That's not diving. "Ooo, she didn't make a splash!" Well, nuts! I want a splash! Why do kids do cannonballs? No kid became a legend by not splashing the old people! But no. It's all "Ooo, she did a Westward, super-spinny, half-pike, half-salmon, splashes thingy!" Oh yeah? Well, was her dive good enough to get a German diver red-carded and kicked out of a tournament? No? Well, Luigi's soccer dive was! And he didn't get chlorine up his nose ...win. Hello?