Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2012

On a similar note, Rat never became a lawyer because he couldn’t pass the bar.

How about “el Puerco Tonto”?

Poor Pig, he tries.

Lou’s cheese – it’s a cottage industry.

I thought Pig was going to say something like “Well, if you don’t like being ’Chris”, you kind of look like a ’Baldy’"

Pig, Chris. He goes by Pig. I’m assuming you’re actually Christopher, but you go by Chris. Which is how Goat introduced you. Goat introduced him as Pig.

I used to go by Krispy Cream* until my Dr. told me to change my route and go by the vegetable stand.

Chris needs to be more concerned about seeing himself in a mirror.

Can’t you just see Marty Feldman in an orange vest, telling Pig to walk this way?

Swing and a miss. Did not work.

Pig. The name is Pig.Can you say “Pig,” Chris?

They told me I could go by bus or by 4 o’clock.

Is this not a pretty tale, is this not a riddle? A bow shoots an arrow through the air, A bow drags notes from a fiddle…but who is the beau of a young girls heart?

Sorry, Elvis Costello gets credit for that….

I don’t go “by” anything. ..But I did go bi.

never did find out how good the bakery was

or was it “Cheeses of Nazareth”?

Fail pig, fail

Finally, you are back on your right track; you got lost there for quite a while with putting yourself into the strip. Let the characters do what you created them to do! You’re almost up to the level of Frazz!

“Pig…James Pig”

mmmmmmmmmmmmcheeeese

They call me “Tater Salad”

As they say in Wales: Love him, too.

I fell sorry for pig. He dosnt have much smarts

If Chris would use his brain, accepting “Pig” would be as normal as accepting “Goat” duh!

“No, sorry, sir. I was deliberately wasting your time!”This place also had Licensed Dancing.Monty Python

I thought Pig always walked another way, given his innocence and literal mind—he certainly walks to his own drummer!

I like cheeeeeeeeeeeese!!