Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2012
May 07, 2012
May 09, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: THERE you are! You were supposed to leap into the classroom so everyone could see you and be jealous of me! SERIOUSLY? Marigold: My beauty has transfigured this puddle into a thing of magnificence.
So Heavenly Nostrils and I have something in common! Sadly my boss doesn’t accept the excuse “I got distracted by this extremely attractive man staring at me in my bathroom” for being late to work.
Just like the ancient Greek tale of Narcissus… except with a beautiful unicorn, who when you think about it is way more susceptible to vanity than any other creature in traditional mythology.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Who knew… narcissist unicorn
Weapon Brown over 12 years ago
Oh, what a thing of disappointment is childhood… And friendship.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Maybe she should be a vampire, then she wouldn’t have that problem.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
I am enjoying this strip! And in respond to yesterday’s comment about it being a female version of Calvin & Hobbes, that still stands.
Masterius over 12 years ago
Alas, unicorns -especially vain, narcissistic ones- don’t come with user and instructional manuals . . .
“Caution: Keep away from all reflective surfaces.”
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
I don’t think she’s listening, Phoebe.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
this ride could be a lot of fun. don’t listen to the naysayers Dana…
rpmurray over 12 years ago
Why is that annoying less attractive creature making so much noise? I’s so distracting!
PatyAnn over 12 years ago
Loving this strip. Keep up the good work Dana.
AStarofDestiny over 12 years ago
So that’s the reason Marigold never made it!
Kali39 over 12 years ago
Should have rode her into class, Phoebe!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
Now I who Dana Simpson is!! This was the creator ofMaal & Chad! (I’m a stickler for names and details)
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
Poor Phoebe had her hopes dashed by a narcissist unicorn.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
I guess she got distracted!
Peachguy82 over 12 years ago
So Heavenly Nostrils and I have something in common! Sadly my boss doesn’t accept the excuse “I got distracted by this extremely attractive man staring at me in my bathroom” for being late to work.
UsernameUsername1234 over 12 years ago
This exactly like Tarzan! It has a human that can talk with animals! </superficial comparison>
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s “Siodmak”, of course, and I gather he had folklore precedents.
Goomba345 over 12 years ago
Just like the ancient Greek tale of Narcissus… except with a beautiful unicorn, who when you think about it is way more susceptible to vanity than any other creature in traditional mythology.
Mataata over 12 years ago
I have a feeling this is going to happen a lot.
Anubislaughed over 12 years ago
Have to admit…that IS one awesome puddle now.
JackBlack1 about 7 years ago
And don’t dis mud, what do you think they use for beauty treatments?
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Chuck some dirt in her mane.