Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 03, 2012

dream on kid.

That’s occasionally been my experience with the pharmaceutical industry.

Maybe puberty is finally kicking in? Suddenly that stinky booger-brained boy is starting to look and smell pretty nice.

she wanted to give jeffery a wedgie…at least that’s what i got from the sign…

Dogsniff, you?…Naaaw. Damn the disclaimers! Full speed ahead!

A quote from Dickens….“Please sir, I want some more.” O. Twist

@somebodyshort: What’s with Danae, she wants a stinky booger brained boy to stand beside her?She doesn’t want him next to her, she wants him to WANT to stand next to her.

She has her reasons.

Yes, dream on!

Danae hasn’t quite got the hang of this disclaimer sign…it’s supposed to mean “we are not responsible for what you do,” but hers means “I am not responsible for what I am planning to do to you!” Jeffrey, only stand next to her if you like the feel of chafing.

S’matter, cancha read the sign?

Well, you see, Danae represents the Democratic Party and Jeffery is a Republican …

I am surprised that the comments haven’t turned political or religious yet.

nope, ya can’t trust too much out there; she’s going to learn or hurt……

So, why do young women like wedgies after they hit puberty? And Men really love looking at them?!

I have a great idea for the pill companies:Develop a pill for each and every one of those potential side effects. Hey … I think they are way ahead of me on this. “Including Death” is one that might be a little difficult.

this is why most disclaimers are printed unfairly small and out of the way

read the disclaimerread the serious side effectstake pilldial 911city pins you with 800 bux for rescue/fire engine, cops, etc. adds lien against your property and suspends driver license.re-read disclaimer.welcome to norfolk, va.

Did Danae just miss Jeffery standing near her?