Coming Soon š At the beginning of April, youāll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 05, 2012
Transcript:
Alex: Dad, that's the dressmaker on the phone.... I know you gave us a budget, but it wasn't remotely realistic for a dress this important. You're not going to win this one, Poppy, so it'll save us all a lot of drama if you just say yes to the dress right now, okay? Mike: What? Alex: Close enough. Good to go, Kim! Kim: Great!
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
Whose side is Kim on?
leowong2002 almost 13 years ago
.Sheās a chip off the olā blockāher momās, that is
King_Shark almost 13 years ago
I dearly hope Leo says āNoā to the whole thing. And since this isnāt Mary Worthless, he might.
Kali39 almost 13 years ago
Dads never win during the wedding planning stage. I thought everyone knew that. Weāve known that since the original āFather of the Brideāā¦
āStanley ā from now on, donāt pick up the phone.ā
pjknb almost 13 years ago
I lived in Oregonā¦does that make me 1/32 Redwood?
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
I DO remember that āconversationā!
onespiceybbw almost 13 years ago
leo already said āyesā, you dorks.
nimbleswitch almost 13 years ago
Alex is THE complete mess. Leoās mom is right, she looks like a terrier. She has a head full of scrambled eggs, and she can drive from any seat in the car. Leo has no chance at a reasonable life hogtied to that catastrophe.
nimbleswitch almost 13 years ago
I beg to differ: Limbaugh is NOT more accurate than Fox News. And studies consistently show that people who get their news from either of them are the LEAST informed about the newsāless informed than people who have no news source at all. Google that for yourself.
PShaw0423 almost 13 years ago
I found Rush Limbaugh actually to be quite impressive the first time I listened to him. Over time, I realized that heās literate, eloquent, and nothing if not authoritative ā none of which, singly or in combination, equates with being factually accurate or logically correct. An interesting blowhard, worth listening to if (and only if) you donāt listen to him alone, or take him too seriously.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 13 years ago
1/32 redwood? I didnāt realize there were even tree-huggers five generations agoā¦
corzak almost 13 years ago
The vast majority of Limbaugh are aging white males: 54% are 45 and older (28% are 55+) and 91% are Caucasian.Old, male, pale and stale. Scared that theyāre increasing irrelevant.And because they refuse to update their obsolete ideology ā they are.I say this as a 50-year-old white male. My āpeersā need to āupgradeā their outdated mindset. The world is changing.
Gokie5 almost 13 years ago
Just read something that Mr. Limbaugh would not appreciate:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/29/opinion/sunday/unexceptionalism-a-primer.html
Big_Tex almost 13 years ago
Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone across the vast diverse USA.English, Irish, Welsh, Scott, Dutch, German, Cherokee, and French Norman and who knows what else. A great American mutt.
Big_Tex almost 13 years ago
Alex should wear her Grandmotherās dress.
unca jim almost 13 years ago
Does ANYone here at all really know what CincoDeMayo REALLY celebrates?? jeezā¦.One batle..after that, losses..
corzak almost 13 years ago
āYour studies are in error based on false data. They only show the contrary, that FOX News and conservative talk radio people are the most informed on the truth.āA person is āinformedā if they examine the evidence from many sources ā not just the ones they agree with. They examine the credibility and motives of the sources. Form conclusions in the light of what is known of economics, history, geopolitics, science, human nature and common sense. And then ā most importantly ā one must be prepared to revise, update or even abandon oneās conclusions the moment new evidence appears.Instead you seem to insist on one conclusion and one source, and angrily reject evidence to the contrary.
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
I have read many of your posts. I have asked about your time in the service of the nation we both love, and it is something for which I respect and appreciate you.In all the comments you have posted you have not shown an iota of humour. You have shown unbridled anger and hatred. You try to pass off name calling as intelligent debate. You repeat the same line about corrupt partyā¦ corrupt partyā¦ Over and over again.
edonline almost 13 years ago
Alex and Kim vs Mike. Poor guy doesnāt stand a chance.
corzak almost 13 years ago
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 13 years ago
āHave you ever heard of anyone from the TEA Party wanting to get any program off of the air?ā
Well there were a few library books (āCatcher in the Ryeā comes to mind), and of course, thereās NPR that the right has done everything they can to get off the air.
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
Take out another mortgage dadā¦youāre going to need itā¦
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
This President started a war based on lies. His vice-president outed a covert espionage agent. How is Obama a usurper? He won the popular vote by 6 points. Calling him by his step-fatherās name says more about you than it does about Obama. How much say or control does a 6 year-old have over how he is registered at school? You talk about the Clinton impeachment. The comments you make about Obama and the Clinton impeachment reflects an attitude on part of the Republicans that White House is their property, and if a member another party is elected, he is illegitimate.The Clinton investigation started out about Whitewater. What exactly did the Clintons do wrong there?You bring up Chappaquiddick. Around the same time this country went through the greatest constitutional crisis since the Civil War, and it had nothing to do with a car accident. But more sadly than any of the above, you still havenāt said anything funny.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Phase Two: COMPLETE!
kaffekup almost 13 years ago
āThe ATF began Project Gunrunner as a pilot project in Laredo, Texas, in 2005 and expanded it as a national initiative in 2006. Project Gunrunner is also part of the Department of Justiceās broader Southwest Border Initiative, which seeks to reduce cross-border drug and firearms trafficking and the high level of violence associated with these activities on both sides of the border.ā Wikipedia (on the origins of Fast and Furious under Obamaās āearly presidencyā).I wonder if any of the trolls will ever be able to pass the Turing testā¦