The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 11, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    He wasn’t stuttering…

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    Arianne  almost 13 years ago

    “Hmm… If I cop a feel, will I get busted?”

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    What a boob!I said it first!!!!

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    WaltWenger Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Thanks for the mammaries…

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    jnik23260  almost 13 years ago

    I’ll buy one!

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    -Saint-  almost 13 years ago

    Spring is busting out all over…!

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    jreckard  almost 13 years ago

    I guess that’s a queen bed.We are amused.

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    ha, good one.

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    ruffinready  almost 13 years ago

    I bought one of those and had the breast nights sleep.

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    prrdh  almost 13 years ago

    I like the “deer in the headlights” look on his face.

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    prrdh  almost 13 years ago

    Maybe that’s a melon patch bed for Cabbage Patch kids.

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    shel4  almost 13 years ago

    I think You’re supposed to rest your head in the cleavage.That’s what I’d do, anyway.

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    rhudeboye  almost 13 years ago

    you’ll save money on pillows

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    Arianne  almost 13 years ago

    Don’t sleep on a mattress like that if you don’t want your back two Cs up.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    When you hang that mattress cover on the line to dry the neighbors are going to think you’re bragging.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    yeh, he’s a regular Crankshaft

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    serenasakitty  almost 13 years ago

    The puns are out in full force today.

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    otforever  almost 13 years ago

    The mattress cover is double breasted.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Remember, buddy, there’s a tag that says DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW,

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    burleigh2  almost 13 years ago

    Those certainly make great pillows. ;-)… I can’t believe nobody said that yet. ;-)

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 13 years ago

    What’s a zebra? – The largest size.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    “Hurry in! Going out of business sale! Mix and match, our mistake is your break! Bankruptcy sale! Buy now! Seems every mattress store in America is constantly going broke for some reason.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    His sleep number is 36C

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 13 years ago

    [cough]

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    Tcassutt  almost 13 years ago

    If you don’t want to lie down, you can always take a teat instead.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    The breast of beds.

    ;-)

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    wvhappypappy  almost 13 years ago

    This comic strip is uplifting and titillating at the same time…a perfect pairing…

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    pcolli  almost 13 years ago

    Ah, a mammary foam matress.

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