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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 07, 2012
Transcript:
Alex: And she actually thought we'd all fly to Hawaii so she could mount some ludicrous performance art ceremony! My mother's insane. Leo Y-y-your mother? Instead of... of... working on f-f-flowers, my mom sp-spent week... trying to... to identify... my... my father in time for... for... wedding! Voice: Motley Crue, band relations. Woman: Yeah, who do I talk to about getting DNA swabs?
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
Is Tommy Lee going to pay for the wedding?
Buzza Wuzza almost 13 years ago
wow
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
Even the members of Motley Crue would run from this one. Talk about your past coming back to bite you.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Mamma mia!
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
If a member of Motley Crue is Leoâs father, than my money is behind Vince Neil. Since they both have blond hair.
diggitt almost 13 years ago
Hasnât Leoâs mom slimmed down since we first met her?
trspence almost 13 years ago
I think Leo wins this round. (Not that itâs a competition.)
sherbert almost 13 years ago
How does he DO it? How doesTrudeau seemingly keep his finger on the pulse of people young and old, their hopes, aspirations, foibles and delusions â in the military, in boardrooms, in Hollywood, in trailer homes, in gated communities, in the homes of ordinary Americans â if there is such a thing as âordinaryâ anymore?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I thought SHE was band relations!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
SherbettâŠtrue. A sure bet, that. True dat. But we had fun. And we WERE fun, too, thatâs how you do it. And totally unscrew a couple of generations. Thatâs a couple of escapees the neo confederate aka Conservatives werenât able to capture and pin down.
blanche64 almost 13 years ago
I was cut off by a woman wearing an eyepatch and texting while she was driving
blanche64 almost 13 years ago
I was cut off and nearly run off the road by a woman with an eyepatch who was texting while she was driving
ErpinBurp almost 13 years ago
@sherbertLots of people who are blind in one eye have driverâs licenses. Depth perception is helpful but not essential.
38lowell almost 13 years ago
I think he should run for congress!!
jimsizemore1405 almost 13 years ago
wise up Leo ⊠RUN!
Alabama Al almost 13 years ago
At least Leoâs mom seems to be more focused.
awcoffman almost 13 years ago
A friend of mine with one glass eye drove a car (legally) for 25 years until he passed away from unrelated causes.
lanman03 almost 13 years ago
There are people all over the world doing it every day. Ainât no thing.
goweeder almost 13 years ago
@ rmacprivate
âAnd how is it that he can have Leo drive a car with no depth perception?â_____
Depth perception is a big help, naturally. But even with one eye, you can make judgements. If that car thatâs coming toward you looks little, itâs probably a good distance away. If it looks big, itâs a lot closer.And if it goes from little to big in a flash, you should probably try to dodge it.
ronpolimeni almost 13 years ago
@rmacprivate â Stock car racer Ernie Irvan raced NASCAR (Daytona Speedway) with sight in only one eye years ago.
unca jim almost 13 years ago
@sherbert; âhow does he do it?âWe, the unwashed, have jobs (or not). GBT has âstaffâ ie;âassistants,â trainees, researchers, co-ordinators, underlings,âbehind the scenerâsâ âgo-fers,âand those that one doesnât see behind the panels that are fed us every day. Iâm not sure if he mows his own lawn, or does any light fixture repair, but the other stuff Iâm pretty sure of.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
This canât be the first time someone called for a request like that.At least her goal is a little more realistic than whatever J.J. had planned.
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
Iâll bet money that the father was a roadie.
GTphile almost 13 years ago
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Happy Cat Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Wait, the car has no depth perception?
pstampfel Premium Member almost 13 years ago
rmac, i was born nearly blind in my left eye, and my depth perception has always been shot. but you learn to compensate. couldnât catch a baseball until 7th grade, but i learned.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
It was the dude with one eye, in the center of his forehead that concerned me! Leoâs mom is looking for HIM as the father, but it might have happened at a party.
Alabama Al almost 13 years ago
Itâs been at least 20 years. She could have been really hot around 1990. I tell the 20-somethings now not to have any pictures taken of them â theyâll just depress themselves in about a quarter-century.
yeahrightdgirl almost 13 years ago
depth perception is better in daylight. My mom lost an eye and is fine driving during the day but night itme is a complete NO.
basshwy almost 13 years ago
You really know how to make enemies quickly..how about you pan the Stones, Led Zep and the Beatles to get the complete set.
basshwy almost 13 years ago
Probably wasnât so fugly back in the day.
W6BXQ, John almost 13 years ago
Depth perception is probably only effective up to about 10 meters (33 feet) anyway. As stated by a number of posters, a lot of âone eyedâ people drive and do fine.
basshwy almost 13 years ago
A lot of one-eyed commentators seem to survive in the sports world, too :)
edonline almost 13 years ago
Canât wait to see the ceremony. Since it will be held at Walden, any chance of Rev Sloan performing the ceremony?
Whitecamry almost 13 years ago
Early in their career, Tommy Lee dated a big, ugly girl whom they called âBullwinkleâ because she looked like a moose.
Just sayinâ âŠ