Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 11, 2012
May 10, 2012
May 12, 2012
Transcript:
captain: Man, this stool is so small! hamhock: size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you? captain: no... I judge you by your looks, smell, money, the sound of your voice, your choice of cell phone plan...
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Your ally is not the Force, so he should judge you by your size.
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
There are laxatives that can fix that, Cap.
bossyheifer over 12 years ago
Yoda you are not, do not try
puddleglum1066 over 12 years ago
Most people do not discuss the size of their stools outside a doctor’s office.
susan over 12 years ago
…the fact that you quote Star Wars for no reason…