Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 07, 2012

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    coffeemugman  over 12 years ago

    Broom Hilda should check out this sale! But what’s the mileage?

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    then what are all those nicks on the handle?don’t tell me they’re notches

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    adubman  over 12 years ago

    Gets great mileage but pulls to the right over boiling cauldrons.

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    artybee  over 12 years ago

    Cauldrons don’t boil… they seethe.

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    Sure Wiz!

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    SoItBegins~  over 12 years ago

    Caveat magus.

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    tirnaaisling  over 12 years ago

    The speedo has been clocked and if you look real careful you can see where shaft has been joined with that of a garden fork.

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    I bought a used car from a little old lady who never drove it, she just used it to carbon monoxide two husbands,

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    philyfanstukinmi  over 12 years ago

    And special with this offer, a complimentary copy of the dust bunnies new calendar.

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    ransomdstone  over 12 years ago

    Left overs from the Sourcerer’s Apprentace?

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Maybe he should adopt a name like Honest Hank.

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    Dewed  over 12 years ago

    He’s stretching the truth on the … ‘Little’ part

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 12 years ago

    Do you have the Dyson Ball model. I like to make quick turns.

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