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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2012
May 31, 2012
June 02, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: I got a German shepherd. Goat: Hey, good for you, Pig. Is he house-trained? Pig: Are you house-trained? German Shepherd: Ja. Pig: That was probably insulting.
Those non-anthropomorphic sheep donât look like Chuckie at all! (Hands up if you know what Iâm talking about.)Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Could Sweet Fanny be somewhere in that herd?
O_Ă Oh, good grief. If Pig said golden retriever, youâd get a mining prospector. Great Dane, someone from Copenhagen whoâs as tall as Shawn Bradley & Yao Ming (both 7â6â).
Too bad the stripâs missing the standard âpunish Pastis for the bad punâ panel. Idea for a fourth panel: Rat stands next to Stephanâs desk with a German shepherd (dog) and cries âSic âem!â.
A juke joint was indeed a prohibition era tavern featuring dining, dancing, and drinking⊠to âjukeâ was to dance in a juke joint⊠there was a song by that name recorded by âLittle Walter Jacobsâ⊠And Iâm just wondering why it took Pastis so long to get around to this punâŠ
A juke is also the move that a running back in American football puts on a defender to fake him out. Surprised no one has mentioned that definition, but then itâs not obvious how to connect the URL part.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Only pigâŠ
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Those non-anthropomorphic sheep donât look like Chuckie at all! (Hands up if you know what Iâm talking about.)Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Ă·Could Sweet Fanny be somewhere in that herd?
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
O_Ă Oh, good grief. If Pig said golden retriever, youâd get a mining prospector. Great Dane, someone from Copenhagen whoâs as tall as Shawn Bradley & Yao Ming (both 7â6â).
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Look what followed me home. Can I keep him?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Itâs a good thing Pig didnât have a boxer with him.
zero almost 13 years ago
They call them Alsatians thereâŠ
Bratwurst almost 13 years ago
Ein deutscher Schafhirte mit Lederhosen? UhâŠthatâs funny!
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
donât worry pig, all he heard was the sheep
HerrB almost 13 years ago
@Bratwurstist auch mein erster! immer diese ClichesâŠ
Corey Cohen almost 13 years ago
The real question is: Why did Pig need a German Shepherd?
kzcreations.com almost 13 years ago
why isnât pearls before swine an animated cartoon yet? listen up, cartoon network adult swim!
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Once again Goat fails to understand that with Pig you need to make certain you understand what heâs talking about first before asking questions.
walruscarver2000 almost 13 years ago
Ist das nicht ein Schafhirte?Ja, das ist ein Scahfhirte.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
Wouldnât Pig need a âSchweinehundâ?
finale almost 13 years ago
Whereâs the German Chocolate Cake?
Jeff0811 almost 13 years ago
Nice to see the pig and goat are reversed in the middle frame. That doesnât always happen. Thatâs the kind of thing Reuben might just notice.
peabodyboy almost 13 years ago
Pig does have an English pig-dog who protects his castle from marauding French knights.
LJP7 almost 13 years ago
i miss liscensable bippy
Dave459 almost 13 years ago
@corey cohen â to look after the sheep of course . . .
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Too bad the stripâs missing the standard âpunish Pastis for the bad punâ panel. Idea for a fourth panel: Rat stands next to Stephanâs desk with a German shepherd (dog) and cries âSic âem!â.
tazz555 almost 13 years ago
I got myself a pincher and heâŠ..ow stop that
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Goatâs face is PRICELESS!
Excellent strip.
5/5
xxx
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
LBJ picked him up by the ears and called him a Great Dane.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
lecrenb almost 13 years ago
A juke joint was indeed a prohibition era tavern featuring dining, dancing, and drinking⊠to âjukeâ was to dance in a juke joint⊠there was a song by that name recorded by âLittle Walter Jacobsâ⊠And Iâm just wondering why it took Pastis so long to get around to this punâŠ
Alms4Thorby almost 13 years ago
I saw that one coming.
peabodyboy almost 13 years ago
For the sake of symmetry, Goofy should have a non-anthropomorphic pet mouse. By the way, what ever happened to Maura, the non-anthropomorphic duck?
derlehrer almost 13 years ago
âBin ich stubenrein? Ja, aber die Schafe nicht.â
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I hope you brought the Jagermeister
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Next, pig will adopt a blue healer . . . .Is there a sad doctor in the house?!? . . â»
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
A juke is also the move that a running back in American football puts on a defender to fake him out. Surprised no one has mentioned that definition, but then itâs not obvious how to connect the URL part.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
An honest mistake, Iâd say.
And, it made me laugh!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Thank you Snoopyfan.Glad somebody saw it even though it wasnât in GermanâŠ.And good one GoodQuestion, too.
walruscarver2000 almost 13 years ago
Mickey had Pluto and was friends with Goofy. If you insist on logic you can neither read the comics or vote for Republicans.
Rakostump almost 13 years ago
i laughed out loud at this one :D
dh58 almost 13 years ago
This idea came from a Mother Goose and Grimm strip from a couple of years ago
dh58 almost 13 years ago
This came from Mother Goose and Grimm strip from a couple of years ago
kf6rro about 5 years ago
Saw that one coming. :P