Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 16, 2012

Do they still make monocles? I’d like to find some pince-nez readers.

A fez? Does he have a sonic screwdriver?

I wanna a fez AND a sonic screwdriver!

The panic button on your car key fob works just as well. You can sit in the safety and comfort of your home and honk your car’s horn until they get the message and leave. Works like a charm.

When the people next door to us set off (illegal) fireworks it trips the glass-break sensor in our alarm system. They seem to think we’re joining the fun.

I’ve never been to a Sonic before, but I didn’t realize they sold alcoholic drinks there. Hot Dayum …

I can’t tell whether he’s being sarcastic in the last panel. He’d have just as much luck in that clown wig.

The fez reminds me of Major Hoople, and the monocle of Charlie McCarthy…

Just call the police adam. It’s why we pay taxes. Those kids have no right to play their music that loud.

“Just call the police!” you say (2 of you). Right, that’s what you should do IRL. But this IS the comic strips.

When it came to loud music as a teen, my parents would say “turn down that s***”.

I spoke with a sales guy at Best Buy and he said that generally, it’s the guys with little wieners who are the ones that buy the biggest woofers. Maybe if word got around on that it would halt this obnoxious over-compensation trend..Meanwhile, next time you hear one of these micro-cephalics thump up behind you, think of the probable, micro-phallics driving him to rock your world..

You can go back and read previous strips. There’s a little arrow by the date and a calender.