Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for May 21, 2012

Speak softly and carry a big wrench.

Does a snerk count?

That’s why I take mine to the shop…let the pros do the cussing…

But Rose’s soft voice carries menace. Quietly now, “Mr. bolt, if you don’t loosen I’m going to spray you with WD40.”

The guardian angel wouldn’t appreciate Jimbo’s bad language, especially in Pasquale’s presence!

It takes a ‘nut’ to yell at a bolt!

I always tell my car to #&*!!@.

a bout time we get back to the good stuff i hope we see the last of the wild life and the cat for an bit

Jimbo, you should quietly and reeasonably tell the engine that if it doesn’t cooperate, you’ll send Rose out to deal with it. Or Vicki. (Does Jimbo know about Vicki??)

In Jimbo’s case, @*# = “drat.”

I LIKE the wildlife & the cat. They’re cute. They brighten my day.

I don’t think Jimbo does know about Vicki.

Jimbo! I never thought I’d hear YOU curse! Oh well, men will be men.

It is my personal opinion that swearing shows a lack of intellect and creativity … now using a Mayan Voodoo spell spoken in Latin impresses the %$#@ out of me!

If you first don’t succeed, hit it with a bigger hammer!