The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 21, 2012

“I’m thorry. You didn’t hear me correctly.”

But if Thor gets thor, Vick will wind up needing a docthor.

He must be holding his tongue!!

He got hammered last night.

Old but good

Aw, ya beat me to it!

Pithy comments….ROFLMAO PIMP!!

Can’t touch this.

What cruel person decided to spell the word “lisp” with an S ?

I only woke at dawn- took me a few secords to get that.

Is he implying that Thor is effeminate?

Why complicate a Monday with that?

“You’re thor, I’m tho thor I can’t even walk!!!”

the comic strip B.C. had the best Thor years ago: Caveman swinging through trees on vine yelling like Tarzan, drops to a landing in front of Cute Girl and says “Me Thor” she replied: “I thought tho the way you were threaming!”

you peeples are thic

I bet Chris Hemsworth heard that, or a variation, at every recent talk show appearance, promoting The Avengers.

These puns are going from bad to Norse.

I lithp exthep when I thay Ithaca.

The thunder god went for a rideUpon his favorite filly.“I’m Thor!” he cried. The horse replied,“You forgot the thaddle, thilly.”

Try Ben Gay for those thore muthles.

I’m surprized noone mentioned how small those dumbbells are (smaller than my largest regular ones-and I’m a woman almost 75).