Pickles by Brian Crane for May 24, 2012

Love it!

Did that sound come from her stomach or someplaceelse?

At my house we always say, “was that yours or mine?”

I didn’t notice a moment of silence in that whole exchange.

That’s very considerate of you, Earl.Of course, I would have gotten the giggles after that.

How embarassing…no matter what your age.

Opal I thought moment of quiet ment no talking.

At my house, the question is: Was that you, me , or the dog?Needless to say, the dog gets the blame, a lot.

One burp said to the other burp “Lets be stinkers and come out the other end.”

At least she got her shirt back.

We can get rumbles that loud with nothing leaving the alimentary tract.

At least Earl didn’t toot a reply…

You know you’re truly with your soulmate when you’ve reached that comfortable stage in your marriage when you can have farting contests in bed…

LOL LOL…..

This one made me laugh.

xxx

Thank you everyone for the great laughs this morning. Great way to start off the day … oops, afternoon :)

Barking Frogs..that’s what I call them..

I use to deliver newspaper to a old couple..One time I was

at their house collecting when the old guy let one rip..

The cat made a hasty exit for the door..I asked him.

“Why did the cat do that..it wasn’t that bad?”..He said

“Well..my wife is a bit deaf..so every time she smells chit..

she beats heII out of the cat with a broom."

Our dog makes noises from both ends

Its funny when you are sitting quietly all by yourself and then for no apparent reasonyour stomach goes: “oiiyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy” !!

LOL! Guess all that he was listening to was her stomach.